Jim Norton - My First Bris - This Is Not Happening

Jim Norton - My First Bris - This Is Not Happening

Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Jim Norton describes his experience attending a bris for the first time and wonders about the history of the practice. (Contains strong language.)

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@MauiWowieOwie
@MauiWowieOwie - 04.08.2022 10:33

on the removing blood with their mouth.... I listen to oneyplays and a regular guest named tomar is jewish. They make jewish jokes all the time and they mentioned that and I thought it was a joke, not a real thing...

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@minibuns5397
@minibuns5397 - 22.08.2022 19:41

Mid

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@jamesmccormick875
@jamesmccormick875 - 26.08.2022 07:22

I saw Jim live and he was hilarious. I got to meet him and we talked for a while. He’s a super nice guy.

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@Gen-Xers
@Gen-Xers - 28.11.2022 23:55

Best impression of receding foreskin ever.

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@flighty93
@flighty93 - 15.12.2022 18:20

Lil Jimmy could do a whole damn season of this show
FRRRRRRRRRUUUUUNKIS

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@eyesintheskies
@eyesintheskies - 21.12.2022 02:48

There’s also that new fangled beauty treatment beloved by Sandra bullock where they spray baby foreskin on your face.
Messed up but true sure there’s a joke in her surname somewhere but hay I’m not a professional comic.

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@Owyourhurtingme
@Owyourhurtingme - 04.01.2023 02:27

Wow Jim Norton is a way better talk show host than a stand up comedian. So robotic.

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@smokeymountainstoner2671
@smokeymountainstoner2671 - 09.01.2023 00:23

Not knowing what a bris was, chose this as what to watch over dinner

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@benjaminbishop5336
@benjaminbishop5336 - 13.01.2023 19:58

Intro made me stop watching the video.

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@goonigoogoo5868
@goonigoogoo5868 - 01.03.2023 10:00

terrible. 6th grade dick and ass jokes. I would rather have the 6th grader who wrote this stuff do the stand up. would make more sense than a 50 year old bald man in a t shirt doing it. creepy. I hope he does not have children

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@bellaluna4835
@bellaluna4835 - 04.03.2023 02:06

Not funny

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@compocommons14
@compocommons14 - 20.03.2023 20:25

So legally speaking wacko jacko just might have been innocent🤔🤔

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@enzolong9085
@enzolong9085 - 28.03.2023 08:12

So many punchlines... hilarious man 😂

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@dirtperson4221slash2
@dirtperson4221slash2 - 05.04.2023 07:29

Foot

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@constantravens4800
@constantravens4800 - 08.04.2023 20:36

Yo Jim man you
Are the Man🇨🇦🤙

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@imthegrk
@imthegrk - 21.04.2023 02:05

Ari’s intros were more entertaining.

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@rikmichaels9233
@rikmichaels9233 - 23.04.2023 06:26

Circumcision is child mutilation

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@John-xe5kr
@John-xe5kr - 28.04.2023 10:26

bro is educating, defending his POV, and he manages to make everyone laugh while doing it. very good content indeed Mr. Norton!

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@sdm1568
@sdm1568 - 09.05.2023 23:30

I didnt hear the intro and i thought this was henry rollins for the first 2 minutes

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@andygill9783
@andygill9783 - 14.05.2023 14:53

This guy is a clown

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@dominickeefe2454
@dominickeefe2454 - 18.05.2023 01:07

FMG always seems like a third world backwards problem. This sick baby mutilating shits going on next door to you.

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@andygill9783
@andygill9783 - 24.05.2023 18:25

U ain't know Richard pryor prick

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@Bellabaddi
@Bellabaddi - 24.05.2023 22:48

Jim is a worm, Roy went woke loving…just a sad pathetic lot here

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@r.v.s.983
@r.v.s.983 - 28.05.2023 18:20

I hate this baby

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@BranTheBald
@BranTheBald - 05.06.2023 21:12

Bruh, they suck the blood off a babies penis? Y'all wild and dumb to believe in that crap

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@notexactlyrocketscience
@notexactlyrocketscience - 18.07.2023 00:39

jimmy looks like an undercover soviet era jew himself

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@マシュードーラン
@マシュードーラン - 22.07.2023 12:45

Yiiiiimmy!!!

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@douchecraft3113
@douchecraft3113 - 27.08.2023 06:35

absolute legend

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@AlamoCityCello
@AlamoCityCello - 29.08.2023 21:24

Fight club! lol

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@MisterJayEm
@MisterJayEm - 05.11.2023 03:32

If he'd watched that episode of SEINFELD, he'd have been less confused by the whole situation.

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@Jack655321
@Jack655321 - 20.12.2023 03:08

So weird that the US is still doing circumcisions . I mean I get doing it for religious reasons (well I don't but hey "tradition"), but all you non religious folks, what the hell are you doing it for? It literally has zero benefits.

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@Hastetlia-vf9sc
@Hastetlia-vf9sc - 05.01.2024 10:30

Jimmy loves the cack

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@robins.9700
@robins.9700 - 08.05.2024 02:40

I have two sons. I didn't circumcise either one of them because i couldn't stand that they don't give them anything for pain when they do it. That counted me out and after hearing this i don't regret my decision lol

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@PauloHernandezXD
@PauloHernandezXD - 08.05.2024 19:47

Happy birthday Jimmy <3 lol 🤭

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@shaneclone15
@shaneclone15 - 24.05.2024 02:29

I remember some of this on o&a

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@CharliesHobb1es
@CharliesHobb1es - 26.05.2024 05:10

Hahaha

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@fltngmmth
@fltngmmth - 09.06.2024 09:17

Ive seen his wifes dick... would

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@AD-ec3sm
@AD-ec3sm - 01.07.2024 01:04

Awwh little Yimmy 😊

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@jatom6996
@jatom6996 - 29.07.2024 14:05

Running pretty fast and loose with the whole “western culture” bit because there’s like an entire continent of unclipped dudes. Americans are pretty Kosher culturally in that respect.

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@rustyshackleford2185
@rustyshackleford2185 - 09.08.2024 02:58

Ohhhh jimmy

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@stevenhenderson2919
@stevenhenderson2919 - 29.08.2024 03:31

Jim is friends with funny people, but he is not funny and I don't know why we keep being told he is.

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@deblp8799
@deblp8799 - 20.09.2024 07:04

Lost me

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@kameltoh9817
@kameltoh9817 - 25.09.2024 06:11

Aids-norton is peak norton.

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@realrich7509
@realrich7509 - 25.09.2024 07:22

He got a crushing clit joke by just using his face. That is art bravo

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@DBAWFUL
@DBAWFUL - 25.09.2024 18:31

bro told a 2 min story and then went right in to his stand up act for the rest of it

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@100daysofmotivation4
@100daysofmotivation4 - 29.11.2024 04:55

Wtf... This is Ari's show... F this Roy Wood garbage

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@atomicmidnightband
@atomicmidnightband - 18.12.2024 11:17

this is killer material

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