70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.

Nazis weren't nice...but jooz were not angels either. 😉

These guys are the best duo in the world

The Audience actually loved this.

I always wonder that. In reality, hospital has a lot of filipino nurses.

People are tiring of the diversity bullshit. Move on and act equal

15 miles outside of Atlanta took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well was okay. U can tell they had to water down some of the jokes.

Tame AF.
I miss Ricky.

Love this duo

Ouch.

Dubai model is so funny🤣

Damn. Alec Baldwin right after "losing their inhibitions at a work function".

No Filipino Nurse in ER😅....just like Captain Phillips without a Filipino seafarer.

Have you been in a hospital with no Filipinos ?🤣🤣🤣

I wanna be the Filipino Nurse in Hollywood. ☺️

It seems that Hollywood's idea of diversity in casting is limited to featuring Chinese and Indian actors, overlooking other Asian countries like the Philippines.

Yo going to John Legend when he mentions BET awards is wild 😂

Bombed

Colin was a little optimistic with 5 to 6 years

I totally agree. Especially the part where they said about the 15 seasons of ER and there is no even 1 Filipino character. That’s crazy. Why? 😂 I am working in the Hospital here in the US and our hospital majority of healthcare workers are Filipino. 70% are Filipinos. Why not on TV? 🤨🤔

A cop on a bet award 🤣

" we can keep television running for another five to six years tops."
Holy moly Colin really did predict the future.....

"ROOTS for white women." Damn, that's a funny line.

gosh, I didn't realize they weren't funny anywhere but SNO

I am a conservative Christian and I was not offended by anything in this. However i still didn’t like it. Not because I was offended but it just wasn’t funny. I love both of these guys doing the news on snl but this was just not funny. Compare this to one of the many times Amy poehler and Tina fey hosted the golden globes. Fay and poehler were hilarious. Che and jost not so much

That was beau weaver the annonucer

FUNNY!!!!

This was basically another weekend update 😂

Camera man is on one😂👌

wow does this Monologue suck ".

"Roots" for white women.... 🤣🤣🤣 Very accurate description. 🙃🤪

They are amazing <3

Monologue 🤷🏻‍♂️ Tobacco Benson & Hedges!

How can it be a monologue if there’s two of them?

Was it a conscious choice to have Colin wear black buttons and Michael white? 🤔

When are black people gonna stop bein sidekicks?

The best "weekend update" ever 😂😂😂

Very surprising to me, NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Only got half way through.

Absolutely agree guys!

Filipino nurse's is very hardworking and kind person you ever had❤🇵🇭

I enjoyed this more than the people that actually have attended

Yeah they are right. Even at greys anatomy.and other medical shows, there is almost little to no representation of Filipino nurses.

So many accurate jokes, damn

They had to censor so much

Ugh, I adore these guys but I'm not pop culture savvy enough to get most of these jokes. That said, the "roots for white women" joke fucking killed me, lol
Also, I don't understand, do these people really want these trophies? Or is it an excuse to want to party? I have to say I've personally never felt any gratification from getting praised or rewarded with useless trinkets. It felt embarrassing and trivial and stupid and I hate it when it happens. Do these folks really enjoy this crap?

This host pair is special, you will only see one person if you increase or decrease your phone's brightness 😂😂

PBu_AtlantaT,UP,UB*

Trump's the BOSS again, brilliant!!!