BREAKING NEWS! FANS IN SHOCK: UNEXPECTED TURNAROUND IN OREGON DUCKS FOOTBALL!

GEEZ! IT JUST KEEPS GETTING STUPIDER AND STUPIDER. AND THIS IS NEARLY ALL PHIL KNIGHT’S FAULT. BUT THE OTHER FAULT IN THIS IS NCAA HEAD MAN CHARLIE BAKER. THAT DISGRACEFUL THUG PHIL KNIGHT HAS CAUSED THOSE MORE FAIR PLAYING SCHOOLS ENOUGH TROUBLE MAKING THEM VICTIMS OF THOSE CHEATING OREGON DUCKS. MORE REASON THAN EVER THE NCAA IS NOW EVIL AND THE USA IS NOW THE LAND OF THE HELL BECAUSE OF THE DUCKS AND IS NOW A LAND OF TRAITORS.

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