Hitman Doing Things (Project Wingman Shitpost Animation)

President...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THAT ENGLAND-AIR-RAILGUN BITCH LITERALLY TOUCHING US

If I were to become a pilot I'd be the kinda guy to head into combat, in a dam fully loaded F 35C launched off the HMS queen Elizabeth with 2 aim 9 and 2 unguided bombs. And as we all head into the battle, all sweating and tense from the danger, I'm sat in the cockpit, reading warriors omen of the stars book 6, the last hope not at all worried and not paying attention at all 😂

I need more

I need that WSO tutorial book NOW

I WANT PREZ.

Wait, this is an animation?!?!?

moar

I can just imagine Monarch being so good that he literally only has one hand on the stick, while eating some food he cooked in the microwave that he somehow installed into his planes.

i love how ive seen all clips this is referencing (except the possum?)

Jesus the first note hits me with that ace combat nostalgia. Thats freaking 4 era.

I'm trying to figure out what dip drank

Dip: “Is… is monarch reading how to fly a plane?”

I like to believe that this is what Trigger’s WSO is doing for 100% of the gameplay.

You do NOT get to make a Project Wingman video without Prez

Prez WOULD bring a possum. Prez basically is an angry possum if you think about it

<<Warning! POSSUM incoming!>>

IS THAT FUCKING LAWYER

I feel like if I joined the Air Force, having a paper with ‘Nerd’ written in bold on it would be something I’d totally always have with me to mess with my wingman.

Jet: what that guy say me im nerd

I fucking love Prez.

You got some great animation skills!

"Hitman 1 where in the name of god did you get a fucking possum into your jet, and especially how did it survive your 50 fucking G turns?"

Me sweating balls while being track for 10min non stop

Co pilot - petting possum ..

“Heyyy Monarch how about we botch this mission” - Prez Mission 1

“Don’t be a snitch again Galaxy” - again Prez mission 1

Favorite awacs? I’ve only played ace combat 7 and project wingman I know I’m lame









5: Bandog 4: Skykeeper 3: Windmaker 2: Galaxy 1: Long Caster

“Oh and uh pass me that sandwich” - Long caster

so this is what hitman team does while travelling to their next mission

Suddenly, their LAWYER

Music name?

You know the writing and voice acting of characters are top notch when the community wants MORE of them

Why is there zero G if they aren't in a dive?

Cipher: DO NOT MAKE COME OUT OF RETIRMENT!

Being immune too G-force is such a blessing too have

"IN WAR WE PROFIT™"

did prez just drink an entire jar of tomato juice while being flown at Mach 2
edit: it appears to be chocolate milk

Its really funny that actual usaf pilots did this

Monarch using an instant pot to try and make Mac and cheese while operating the stick with their knees

"IN WAR WE PROFIT"

Haha Prospero does boom

Monarch after Prez goes bezerk post M21: Have a, have a Snickers Robin...

"In war, we profit" We get paid by target, right? Do civilians count?

Aku mau jadi pilot

Hitman 4| Lawyer cameo at the end there

HITMAN 4 | LAWYER MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Did Monarch just call Comic a nerd?

That chocolate bar trick trips me out 😂

Fun fact: all of these happened irl
(For those who dont know, for those who know, don't interfere)

Diplomats paint scheme goes so hard. "In war we profit." So good.

Feel like prez would actually just have a snickers instead while flying

Possum.