10 Best Wrestling Promos | Tables, Lists & Chairs

after thinking about it long and clear, it is true: math>pipebomb

I am 100% on Luke's side here! Steiner math promo is a promo that transcends wrestling. Non-wrestling fans know this promo and love this promo! I quote this promo all the time! My friends quote this promo all the time! I think the pipe bomb is an amazing promo but I genuinely think the Steiner math promo is significantly more iconic

This was only 3 months ago???

I doubt Ollie can recite word for word the pipebomb, but I'm 141 2/3 percents that anyone can do the steiner math in perfect cadence

Watching this again, i genuinely think Lukes promo is now my number one promo.

Math > Pipebomb

Whose your daddy Montreal

In my top 10 is William regals "it was me sunshine" promo on hhh

I love that this feud is still going on

Steiner Maths is so good. It perfectly sums up Scott Steiner's character, too, and that's what makes it so great. Trying to sound smart but being such a steroid meathead that you stumble all over it, but believing in yourself so much that it doesn't matter. Now that Scott Steiner's career is over you can look back and really appreciate him. Meathead is a character archetype that lots of guys have tried over the years, but nobody did it better than Steiner. He just perfectly nails being goofy while still being scary.

Tna wooooo battle

Every once in a while, there's a video that you always come back to, just to see a great reaction to a point of a conversation. When it comes to wrestletalk, this is that video for me, because I agree with Lukes stance on "bad wrestling".

Got about halfway through the list and stopped to watch the MJF promo that Luke mentioned. I'm not the biggest fan of wrestling anymore, I lost a lot of my interest in the summer of 2009, but watching you guys I find very entertaining. I looked up that promo and thought it was fantastic, one of the most moving things I've seen from wrestling, hell probably in a long time. I'll have to look into the other ones in my spare time, keep up the great work guys and thank you for what you do.

Cream of the crop - Macho Man

One underrated part of the Mark Henry retirement promo is when he's talking about the women in his life and he says "Not Mae Young." and the commentators laugh

Number 1 with 141 2/3 points, steiner math

The Paul Heyman promo is my favorite hands down!

No rock promos is interesting to me

La Parka 14141!

Am I the only one who thinks the pipe bomb is the most overrated thing in wrestling, since CM punk himself. I've never got the draw of him, I think he is boring and egotistical. He wasn't even the best of his, short short, time.

Am I the only one who thinks the pipe bomb is the most overrated thing in wrestling, since CM punk himself. I've never got the draw of him, I think he is boring and egotistical. He wasn't even the best of his, short short, time.

An old school promo I would've loved seeing is Jim Cornette after being attacked by the Original Midnight Express, the bloody jacket promo. Simply put: as a fan watching live in that era, you wanted to cheer for Jim Cornette of all people. The delivery and babyface fire you've almost never seen

The Mick Foley impression though

The pure flabbergasting in Oli's face when Luke talks about Steiner math as his number 1 is LEGENDARY! Like he broke Oli.😂😂😂😂

Did these guys start watching wrestling in 2009

There's some promos I loved that I'm shocked didn't make the list. Rock and Hogan Raw promo making their WM 18 match official, Rock 2003 Toronto promo on Raw, Mick Foley 2004 Raw wanting Orton to spit on his face again, HBK 2005 Montreal promo on Raw, and Festival Of Friendship promo on Raw with Jericho and Owens. All these promos I'd take over some of the ones in this list

Five months later
Luke has successfully proven that math is greater than pipebomb

One or my two favorites between you guys and @playerschoice

Bray's out of character return promo is up there for me 🥲🖤

How is Paul Heyman in Chicago in 2014 not top 10? The man stopped a highjack/riot and made people care

Steiner Maths is not great objectively

I was thinking Shawn Michaels' fake bret hart return promo would be on here.

Luke called it more iconic than the pipebomb when it just... isn't. My former roommate got me into pro-wrestling and was an avid watcher of the program for fifteen years and counting. She knew the pipebomb; she did not know Steiner math. I had to show it to her after Bron referenced the "genetic freak" line and it went over her head.
More like Luke Owen "D.U.D."

My favourite promo is not on here and that is Eddie Guerrero heel turn getting his Latino Heat back promo.

So underrated

U guys are such hipsters
No one comes close to cena on the mic and you know it but for you it's cool to hate on cena without any good reason
He made wwe what it is today
He is the greatest of all time

Steiner number 1, I wondered if anyone would say this and he did, it's fantastic, I was watching a meme written about this in you tube earlier!

Math over Pipebomb

Fuck punk

After hearing the news about Pete leaving I wanna say here THANK YOU PETE

AJ lees promo not even mentioned 😢

My personal top 10:

10 - 12 Damn Years (The Miz)
9 - Ms. Teacher Lady (Bray Wyatt)
8 - You Get Nothing (Dolph Ziggler / Nic Nemeth)
7 - The Pipebomb (CM Punk, as much as I hate that snob)
6 - You Had A Father (Christian Cage)
5 - Hard Times (Dusty Rhodes)
4 - Hulkamania Is Dead (Randy Savage)
3 - Fire Me (MJF)
2 - Givers & Takers (Jake Roberts)
1 - Genuine Me (Bray Wyatt)

Going back to watching this months later is so much better😂

Luke Owen is the smartest man alive! It's not Steiner Math > Pipebomb, it's Pipebomb < Steiner Math.

Love or hate him I enjoy the Russo bash at the beach 2000 promo

They say that all lists are created equal but you look at this list and see that's not true. Normally you add numbers, you 100% at being right. But Steiner Math is a numerical freak and not normal. The Pipebomb has, at best, a 25% chance at beat it. You add Henry's Retirement to the mix, it chances of winning drastic go down. See, it got a 33 1/3 chance of winning 'cause Mark Henry KNOWS it ain't winning. So, Pipebomb, you take its 33 1/3 chance, minus Math 25% chance and it got an 8 1/3 chance of winning on TLC. But then you take Math 75% chance of winning, if it was to go 1on1, add 66 2/3 per cents, it got 141 2/3 chance of winning. See TLC, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for the Pipebomb.

Best thing Wrestletalk has ever done.

Luke trying to justify his insane (but not to him) No 1 choice like an evil, tragic villain does his nefarious schemes.


Oli being genuinely flabbergasted whilst also trying to figure out how he can legally fire Luke for this indiscretion.

Pete simply eating popcorn and laughing at the madness unfolding in front of him.

Brilliant.

I'm unjustifiably in a position I'd rather not be in. How could the cream of the crop not make it on a single list.