How He Should’ve Destroyed These Mean Girls With One Line (Bully-Proof Comeback)

It's obviously a staged video to see black dude's reaction. And what you suggested is just bullcrap. You need to be outside of the frame of their narrative, you could counter attack or something, but not play their bullshit color games. And the fact that you are reacting to a stage video tells me you are just chasing views here instead of providing valuable advice on real situations.

I would have said, Yea, snapping turtle green, so better stand back.

Me: "I don't talk to prostitutes."

Me: "Ask your mom, she did not act like this last night."

lol are these junior high girls picking on a grown man haha

"Does your father know you're dressed like that?"

If someone said I looked like a turtle because Im wearing green, I'd probably start laughing

"There's no need for all that. If you want to get laid, why don't you just say so?"

Too bad Trump didn't have any good comebacks for Kamala

Simply call them both skanks and go back to your phone and dont acknowledge them again. Saying something like that and giving them no attention will drive them crazy.

Got your own? Drop your comeback in the comments.

I would complement them and ask them out. Women are attention deprived these days.

"Sorry what? Could you say that again? Actually never mind I can't understand valley girl cuntanese."

My comeback is- "You are beneath me, therefore you cannot insult me" I have said this a couple times, instantly shuts anyone up!

If you a guy and older than 13 what are the odds to get into situation like this?

i would have responded: "can you please act better so they don't know it's staged?"

You break it down perfectly.

Can I say “can you please F off?”

“Yeah, I’m a turtle and recoil at the sight of you”

"You must be looking at yourself every day in the mirror so I'm not surprised that you're very familiair with the concept of ugly."

"Hey you girls are funny looking but not funny I never seen that before"

Have u seen my weiner?

Hahaha

It's such an impossible scenario though... girls don't go up to random guys and just start insulting them. Seems like a waste of time to do a break down on something that never happens.

I would just tell them to go f'k themselves!...pretty simple!

Why stoop down to their level?