Atheists Watch A Creepy Christian Kids Show 3: The Quickening

OH MY NON-EXISTENT GOD, I HEARD LING LING SING "JESUS LOVES ME", AND REALIZED THAT WHEN I WAS A CHILD I WAS GIVEN A BOOTLEG JESUS SONGS CD WITH SONGS FROM THIS SHIT SHOW ON IT

Triggered over the CS degree comment. Just kidding I went to a real school for my CS degree.

I never thought anything would make me appreciate fucking Veggie tales

That Asian girl seriously has an amazing voice though! Unless it's a voice over and it's someone else singing ... Which to me it looks like that might be a possibility.

Many children were last seen with a giant blue book(with psalty written on the side),and it lured them into the woods where they were never seen again.

Satan loves me too

I'm a Christian, but this is possibly my favorite new channel, cause yeah. Organized Christianity is full of some real dumb BULLSHIT. 😂 I love it when people point out the hypocritical things people try to ignore about it all.

OOOOhhhh HEEEEELL NO! You did not just diss adblock+

I’m bringing Psalty back. Them other psalms don’t know how to act.

I tried watching this without the boys and it felt like brainwashing. It's literally torturing to have psalty constant pedophile tendency pointed out.

When the talking nose said God loves us more than anyone else in the whole wide world, I rolled my eyes automatically xD

I'm so glad you reviewed these. My parents got these for me when I was a kid and it's so awesome watching you tear them apart.

This was by far the most cruel and hilarious video I have seen from you guys fucking fantastic keep it up!!

"No Tanesha, you ignorant slut!" Made me laugh harder than it should have.

nice use fo DBZ i feel ya krillin...i fell ya!

Holy shit! I must have repressed Psalty, and those goddamned eyes!!! Holy fuck!

OH MY GOD I WATCHED THIS AS A KID BUT I FORGOT UNTIL RIGHT THIS SECOND!!

I require liquor

I feel sorry for those who grew up with Sanic in a book costume.

That sad moment when you couldn’t cut it on the Donut Man or Bible Man that you’re stuck on this shit

haha I used to watch this. I completely forgot about it until this

Why is the Asian Girl singing the Washington Racist Football team's theme song?

You should do a playlist dedicated to reacting to Christian cartoons

Was the creators of Psalty fans of minstrel shows because even though the face paint color is suppose to be blue the make-up job still resembles "black- face"

Hugo, you use AdBlock yourself.

Thanks guys for helping me live

sploshing, eh?

I was raised Catholic.
I haven't been excommunicated.
So I'm a Catholic atheist.
My point; and I do have one, Catholic school did not believe in frothy kid songs for Christ.
For example, our kid lullaby has, "if I should die b4 I wake...", as a small child that scared me.
It's the time of COVID.

Anyone else think the "running gag" joke was actually pretty funny? Made me chuckle, heh heh

"Unless you're a weeb... God hates weebs..."

Me:"I'm feeling so attacked right now... Though I don't own a body pillow..."

the picture of psatly at the beginning is so creepy

Is this hell?

I love these so much. It's like Mystery Jesus Theater 3000.

Why does he look like the bench mensch

Psalty is basically the Christian version of Barney.

I'm endlessly fascinated by how many different ways Ernie Rettino designed Psalty's face. Cause you've got the camping version with the big prosthetic cheeks and chin, you've got this version with the wide white eyes painted on, you've got the blue beard and gold face version, I think there's still one more variant with and without Ernie shaving his beard off. And then, you have the version you two didn't cover, the full-length feature film with the Animatronic Psalty head; the one that looks like the cartoon design.

I think a "Book Furry" would probably be called a "Boundie" or a "Bindy," cause "Bookie" is already taken.

Why does that Singapore song sound like something from south park lol