Rollie Eggmaster Official Recipe Guide

how much it cost

Please kill me

As I Have 4 children and myself so I need 5*8min 40 mins of cooking time to have a simple bite of breakfast!!! Wtf

So you're telling me someone actually came up with this idea,  pitched it to a company, and they were like yeah, that's a real inventive money maker right there ... Like what-_-

That bitch knows only how to cook eggs. Fuck that bitch, why she beat the eggs like she wants to stab them.

whos here from ashens?

Very inconvenient, over priced way, to complicate the simplest task. Well done. Next you should come up with a 2 chamber ball that fill, then squeeze, to put water from your sink into a glass.

im not a bacon lover btw im not allowed to eat pork

Jaysus, this is 20 min?

all the sincerity of a flight attendant......still, some of those recipes actually look good

I bet I could get the same results by externally heating a fleshlight directly after use.

yuck

I thought that this production video was helpful. The woman is showing how to use the cooker properly. the product is designed to cook some common dishes in a unique way, having a bit of fun while doing so. Not for everyone of course, but for someone who is limited on kitchen counter space, or doesn't like to spend a lot of time cooking perhaps, & can follow directions, this may be a useful appliance. I have used one several times, and made a few of the recipes. I have been pleased so far.

Just no

Fuck it!!! Goin' to Japan for brekkie tomorrow.

I really expected the "Tips and Tricks" section to just be suicide techniques.

Why though?

Is it 1st of April?

I`m going to invent a round thing that you can put on your stove and you will be able to make an omelette in around 2-3 mins ....any ideas what we can call it lol.

I poop in it. Makes magnificent dog treats.

...because all food should be penis shaped.

I bought this for a dollar at a thrift store. Someone said it Cooks eggs. I get home a find out it's tube eggs 😑

Ok, but what am I going to eat? I'd need 25 of these

A repurposed sex toy.

Is this a joke?

at no time I saw how the cooking time is calculated the timer is not seen

They changed the second egg to look more lighter

The only thing I'd like to do is stick my rollie in the host.

Because eggs have been up to now so difficult to prepare.

Hotdogs cooked in eggs? No thanks. And what the hell is an egg cracker? I’ve never thought eating crushed ritz, cheese and eggs ever sounded delicious. You’d defo need to be smoking something to want to try any of this. Yet I’m still watching this. Lol

I’m pretty sure that every time she puts a tortilla in there and then pour the egg in there that the egg is not getting in like that easily. She’s probably using a funnel off camera

The breakfast burrito actually looks good

Would be better with a timer on it

For the love of god that background music. Is it needed?

Can we make waffles in this Rollie maker

Precook your breakfast first then add a raw egg and cook again. Should be called the PT Barnum breakfast machine

This is the worst and yet the greatest product ever made.

I almost lost it when she made the pbj. The most pathetic amount of peanut butter and a 10 minute cooking time??? Why??

How stupid / lazy do you have to be to not know how to fry an egg so you just use this peace of sh🍳

I want to see her taking it out and plating it without cuts

Does any company make sticking cooking spray?

Upside down pooping in your kitchen.

This seems like a good appliance for single people because how in the world would you want to make one tiny burrito at a time? My husband would eat at least 4 of those for breakfast. 🤔 but it does look like fun to just make little treats as a snack.

Essentially, if you have a couple kids who want two each of those sandwich/pizza rolls, you are having to take 30 minutes to make them. In an oven or air fryer it takes 12-14 for an entire tray!! I’m just here looking for recipes because my husband purchased a similar abomination that does two at once. It was actually quite horrifying to do the eggs. Makes you lose your appetite. So I’m looking for other ways to use it.

Gross

This is so cool!

Hell my wife will divorce me for separating these eggs today.