How to make an Elegant Juniper Bonsai

Plant abuse

One slight knock and you have soil all over the floor

Great short video!

Quickest way to ruin a bonsai

How much fucking time u got to cut a bush?

People can call this torture but remember, a dandelion thinks the middle of a dehydrated crack in concrete is the perfect spot for their new home.

Cruel. Next youll be looking for small creatures to torture ..

Gagi, kinalbo mo

Hell no, looks awfully wrong for the poor plant.

Now make some mead with it's berries mixed in.

Viking bonzai!

i get more an more weirded out by bonsai over time

Do you speak German

This process looks so cruel. I guess when you look at the finished bonsai without knowing what it went through, it looks impressive and pretty. But I'd certainly wouldn't want to do it to any plants I have.

That is beautiful.

Took a beautiful plant and absolutely ruined it. Artificially keeping a live thing on the brink of death, I will never understand the appeal.

Are they Sasuke Scissors?

yo, my homie was wondering if you still made that mead from those juniper berries

Its beautiful mate and cool how you added a story to it, makes it all the more special.

Please don't anthropomorphize trees.
They don't have a nervous system, they don't have feelings and the don't have thoughts or wants. They are plants.

People its not tree torture it's bonsai 💀 and bonsai was made like this pruning wiring small pots thats what bonsai is to the people that thinks this is torture kiddos

Kiddos to this is not tree torture its like saying cutting your hair or a leaf of a plant is torture 💀

Tree edging

Handmade krumholtz.

Plant sadism.

Are you german?

That looks f**** ugly. Legitimately it looks like a Dead Branch off of a tree that somebody shoved into a dirt hill on a dinner plate

I would never want to torture a plant like that ... 😢

Torturing this little healthy tree is just evil. Like what did this tree do to you?

Gin. Juniper. Good ol Gin.

You should have raked and trained the roots a bit other than that it looks great

And then the tree dried up and turned to dust

Did the tree liked having its arms and legs cut off? 😭

We are so naturally cruel that all it takes is a lack of awareness and concern. Cool looking tree though

Chipotle bowl

Small pot

That didn’t have any new growth. Imo wasn’t ready for a repot. The strength in junipers comes from the foliage

Me if i was lame: Cultural appropriation!!! He’s white!!!

Another lame person: yes but he’s not American so it’s less bad.

This tree has been forced to adapt to the elements. He says ! I see the tree has been destroyed, mutilated and forced. Period.

I dont usually have much sympathy for plants but this just seems like psycopathic plant mutilation it doesnt even look good u just fucked over a pretty bush to make ur torture fetish skeleton decoration like damn

You are torturing that poor plant! And you are not smart enough, and obviously deaf to realize that!

How you keep the soil from continually drying up ?

What’s that black clay like stuff you put on the cut parts

What kind of juniper is that

You eat animal = Animal abuse
You make bonsai = Tree abuse

No you can't.

Wow. I want to be able to shape Bonsai like this. This is peak art for me

That doesn't look like a juniper. It looks like a giant sequoia

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People who call this torture should see what nature does to trees