Who Ate My Hamster? | I Literally Just Told You | Jimmy Carr

So bloody funny some folks just have such poor memory, Jimmy could be a bit harsher I think and make it even funnier.

So you don't have qualified diverse guest so you have to make up positions like "questions writer" to meet the quota. Good job Jimmy. Unsubbed because you are disingenuous and bent the knee.

Jet Ski. 😂

Jimmy, you been on the botox ?

I hear there's plenty of hamster meat available in Hong Kong about now...

Why do I need good luck what’s going to happen to me?!

Emy is incredibly attractive and smart. That's all I have to say.

Everything I've seen Jimmy in or on has been great but this is the only awful flop. Then again I've never seen him in bed before either ;-).

Great outro

By the end of this episode poor Jimmy was just absolutely defeated. The contestants couldn't even get the episode outro right.

Best comedian and show host ever!!! USA fan here.

Your gonna have to live with that for the rest of your life

I don't understand how people can get it so wrong! I wonder if it's the lights and the studio setting that puts people in panic.

I even gave you a thumbs up, in case you it helps with tax filings in the future.

The end of this episode when the winner didn’t understand the last bit was the most I’d laughed for ages

That guy will be known as jet ski from his mates from now on 🤣😂

Half of the contestants thought they were on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.. the other half were just plain clueless...

Ciaran is such a HUNK. Someone find his IG

I have no idea, if i know any of his songs... but Bruno Mars should qualify as a star, should he not ?

didn't want to look like an idiot, gave a great idiot looking answer

God some people are thick

Top Tip! Do NOT go to see Jimmy Carr live if you are suffering from a hernia as I've seen him twice here in Norway and almost laughed myself into the A&E department at the local hospital.

It crazy how people act under pressure. So funny! 🤩

“It’s a boat.”
completely clueless face
Ciaran made me shout laughing omg this show

Even I had just forgotten that he said dreamboat

"I'm a god damn dreamboat, dammit!" is a great catchphrase for you. It's right up there with Nathan Fillion's "I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

I'm very disappointed you used to be a very funny comedian now your not any more you use to make offensive Racist jokes.

vax pushing puppet

I would have gone with Richard Gere.

Oh wait... That was his ass and a gerbil.

Who is that guy? Never heard of him. Because of his obvious high IQ and wit I assume he is a football player.

God clearly created the Sun first.
"And let there be light" 👏👏
She must be an athiest?!

Freddie Star. The Sun. Wait till you hear what I did on the back of a bus on a school trip?

Got a teacher to tie my shoe laces😉😉

Duh🤷🏽‍♂️ Rasta Mouse was a rodent eating star who was a vegetarian?

When I was on Twitter typing some of my followers called me fly. A bit like Shaft.
I was a Jet Stream..🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

That guy was dumber than a box of rocks. How? How?

Not a braincell between them and its hilarious.

The poor fella. Maybe he's on the spectrum and doesn't process short term memory ...at all.