Tim Minchin...Confessions -

Genius talent!

Remember when the conservatives were the creepy, judgmental assholes who tried to limit freedom of speech. What a crazy world we live in.

The lips of a happy Vijayjay may be the best lyrics of all time

I come back to listen to this every now and then just for how good it is

Dear 394 people who don't like this song . . . I'm sorry you hate music and humor so much. That must be a pretty sad existence.

@When you're tired of men but you are a men @roses are tits, violets are tits, tits tits tits, I love tits

You really love boobies 💙💯✌️👌⭐😄

I was so relieved when he finally closed the bracket

2020 here!

Original and awesome!

I just really love them

This isn’t funny.

poverty (altruism ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ )

Makes me tear up every time

This song didn’t make me laugh so hard that I cried.. it did made me laugh and cry at the same time tho

This is hysterical. I’m ashamed to say that I only just heard this for the first time. I nearly p1ssed myself laughing!

Is Zed singing?

Cherrypie {half circle}in wax paper,10-x sugar coated.

corn.mashed potatoes and cake/bivwac.

high soprano/alto.

I am part british.

Genius

He looks like a talented shane dawson

Aside from everything, his rhyming is so good!

This song perfectly sums up the existencial conditions of being a leftist straight man in our time

Bloody geniusly funny !

I, too, would rather own boobs than a pub

Awesome✊️

starting to teach myself some jazz harmony - finally - and my appreciation for this man has already doubled. i mean it was sky high to begin with...

my surprise when he did the always love boobs parody

We are just monkeys in shoes ✊️

Actually actual!

This is a song entitled “Confessions in three movements”

And the first movement
Is called “Feminism”

I believe that women have the right
To walk the streets at night
Without being be afraid for their lives
And I believe a woman has the right
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgment
Of the conservative right
And I believe a woman has the right
To wear the clothes she likes
Without being treated like dirt
And I think we men are pathetic
How we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex
For making women feel like objects
Fuck, I love boobs though
I just really love them
Fuck, I love boobs though
I just want to rub them
They're just so jooby
They make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Ba doop-e-do
I just really love boobs

The second confession is entitled “Poverty”
Open bracket, altruism
Closed bracket

I believe that people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or they're poor
And I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's okay
That the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow men
I'm sure I could do a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor
Fuck, I love boobs though
I just really love them
I don't really mind
If I am behind, below or above them
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I would rather own boobs than a pub
Ba doop-e-do
I just really love
Boobs

This final confession is entitled
“The Environment”

I believe the planet that we live in
Is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume
We can just go on consumin'
Her resources indefinitely
The Earth’s not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit…

…Fuck, I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They are equally fun
When they're twenty-one
Or octegenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I would rather eat boobs than a bap
Ba doop-e-doop de do
I just really love boobs
Evolutionary theory says bosoms
Are buttocks like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations
When they can't get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb
It's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy vagina
Since they said that I can't
Look my great aunt in the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
From the first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
And I will always love boobs
I will always love boobs

This guy should write more songs like that

Monkeys in shoes. Brilliant. 😹😹😹

Anyone else sort of miss the copyright non sequitur? (if your know, you know)

i confess stop been a chad and get back to your roots. these songs are amazing. :)

If you really love boobs this much, you can now grow your own thanks to modern science. :)

Oh my! The version without censoring Whitney! Awewsome!

YES!! Bless you! Copyright lawyers suck! (I believe that was the quote)

Rhubarb...yourown

Fap, fap, fap
From side to side
Initially
Is hilarious...

Though,
Constantly,
Is not

Show your partner, Timmie😮

Great recording without the end ruined…

Coders everywhere breathed a sigh of relief at that closed bracket.

sozial ein idiot. aber hat talent.

Last rites

🎉🎉🎉🎉 respect. Honestly. Honourable man

I like how he combines humor with truth. Goofy but interesting approach lol