"The Amazing Salvio Hotline" CALL ME NOW!

oh u punked us hard.

hard.



oh too hard.

X'-( ) <---Harembe Caused 9/11
He wanted all the oil, this explains syria.

Guy Fox said it best in that video about world war 3. What do WE know?

Not as much as that guy, apparently.
Damn.

Signed,
Your Mother Dearest.

I actually called the number xD

Hey thanks for keeping me happy. Thanks for being one of the few who keep me sane.

you need to team up with jp sears

is this phone number rell

Call me now for a free reading!

Donald trump and Hillary Clinton get into a car crash who survives...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
America

The number works

I actually called the number and shit myself when the voice line played.

i need this book

You should just start a toto cover band

I want to call but I don't want to end up spending $1,000 on phone sex from the last hotline I called. pls erik tell me the truth

Yeungling for the fucking win! Eat shit Boston!

Show me that brown third eye

miff

It said the call was over immediately after the glorious God-Emperor Salvio stopped talking, without any pause for me to leave a message. Is this over or what?

Holy shit this phone number actually works

Silly Salvio, there is no 87th and 8th in Manhattan. 8th ave becomes Central Park West north of 59th street.
-Resident of fishsmell Queens

Was that Yuengling Lager? How the hell did you get that in California you caveman?

Hey fat idiot pineapple, you ever gonna tell people's fortunes?

bouned on my boys 3rd deye to this for hours

Has anyone called that phone number?

hey it's Jacksfilms!

Big Money Big Money Big Money... that's what you have to say into a mirror to summon The Amazing Salvio. But don't do it at night or you might find yourself bouncing on his third eye.

I was bouncing on my boys dick to this till I shot him with a hot load in his third eye. Now he's blind in his third eye he's third eye blind Erik! And they haven't made a good album in decades. The earth is both flat and hollow admiral Byrd told me so in his diary.

how do you not have more subs?

omg its a real number



i love you erik

Jack da woist. GETIMOUT!

It still works, folks.

I just spammed the shit out of 1

Just sat through a 5 minute ad about AI wheel chairs to watch this ad.

sixty six, sixty nine

OMFG... this number is still on...

Blessings upon you.

Love the fact this is still a working number today.

how much have you spent over the last four years to keep this broken hotline connected? have you considered fixing it? the time has come. twice. on your face. vaccinate Teddy The Cruiser daily, Dadsassin.

i here he was really a God that bouts on guy's 3👁!! that why he's always so sweaty! but i think it's because he crowld in to gottys and just never bouts out!

The robot voice lady hung up on me:/ could this be the work of the CLOUD PEOPLE!

Erik this is the perfect add for your channel, go spreading the word with this algorithm-friendly content

420th comment, gonna call that number cause I’m bored as shit and binging your old videos, cause they’re cooler ;P

Its hilarious that this number still works.

This guy is funny. Like, real funny.

Cashew

I checked on my dog after the Amazing Salvio predicted that I would be getting a new one.
Turns out I had forgotten to feed it for a while. The new dog has way more energy though!

It still kinda works..

HYPNOTOAD

Imagine my surprise when i called

RESTOCK YOUR BOOK I WILL EXCHANGE MONEY

Just called and it's still active. Although I don't know if Erik still has access to the voicemail where you leave your messages