Meterstick Jim - The Sims 3: The funniest patch notes

It's been over 6 years since I've uploaded this video and I have to come clean:
- I found this video in a ylyl thread from a certain website
- The only reason why I uploaded this was to save my channel from demonitization (which temporarily worked) so that I could collect that delicious ad-sense revenue
- I knew in advance this was going to be a hit because the content creators from back then, mainly pewdiepie and markiplier, were visiting this certain website to cash-in on the funny ylyl memes
- I have also never monetized this video

WTH kinda dank is this dude on going on about this? Don't get me wrong, I'm laughing with him. Only because it's contagious

"'skinny dip with mummies' sounds like a cool band name" -jacksepticeye

Who's here in 2025???

not funny didnt laugh

Also, Grim Reaper got ripped off. He can now reap all the bandmate souls he wants, but no child will ever truly be his.

I keep coming back to this video. No matter what, this will always make me smile

Every time I watch this video, I forgot how it goes and I wait for it to get more and more absurd, but as a sims player the patch notes don't stop sounding reasonable to me. And idk what that says about the game

The fake laughter is kinda distracting to the actual content.

w i t h t h e g r i m r e a p e r 🤣🤣🤣

POV: You are in an serious prestition in class and your homies in back of the class starts making random funny shit and you can't Barely hold your laughter.

This video is legend status

That last one is the epitome of the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you lol

Every year or 2 i come back just to re watch these legendary patch notes

"It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper."
Olive Specter: am I a joke to you?

Not being able to skinny dip with mummies is the actual concern here

In Which Children are not allowed to leave and will always die!😂😂😂😂😂

how they gonna add a patch that is “children have no choice but to doe”

Man, pre-patch Sims 3 sounds like the best game ever

Was this because of Jim Pickens? It feels like it

who's here after watching the sims 4 life and death expansion trailer and seeing the try for baby with the reaper?

Kinda sucks that no one know who actually read this or at knows if they have any other videos

Honestly? Unless it suspends disbelief, I'd keep it in.
Why can't a Sim have a death wish with a baby? Why can't the Grim Reaper refuse to grim reap someone due to their band affiliation?

〰️ℹ️✝️♓️ ✝️♓️📧 ↪️®️ℹ️Ⓜ️ ®️📧🅰️🅿️📧®️

These patch notes will never stop being funny. The devs had a lot ways to not make this sound weird and hilarious but I'm very glad they didn't.

The Grim Reaper part is funny but I personally love when his voice gets serious as he reads the last bit about the meteor, before bursting out in laughter again at the completely wild idea that is leaving children inside a school to die in the unlikely event that a meteor will hit them

I come back to this masterpiece atleast once a year. Il see yall next Year

and then you got the sims 4 dlc

I feckin love this man’s laughing bro

THE FUCKING LAUGH-TALK-WHEEZING AT "whith the ghrhihm reheapeahaahr" LMAO

evergreen

Best bit: It's no longer possible to try for baby w i t h t h e Gr i i m R e e a p e r r r 😭🤣🤣

It is now possible to 'try for baby' with the Grim Reaper

In DLC for the Sims 4

The sims 3 has some amazing ones.

“Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out” is probably my favourite

"The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The one about the meteor always killing kids in school is accurate because kids aren’t allowed to leave school when a psycho is going around executing them.

How was this funny to begin with, is his sense of humor that low?