Minecraft doesn't need you.

The concept is really intresting tho

Still higher chances than me getting a girlfriend

there is a green enderman in the thumbnail

This theorie require a lot of tnt perhaps

the only problem is that even with infinite time, there is not an infinite amount of TNT and carved pumpkins in a minecraft world. And even with perfect world generation, there the issue of mobs despawning. You said all chunks are loaded, but then not mention mob despawning

This actually happened to me once

Bro I swear there is better content u can make man🙏😭

'Minecraft can beat itself' is the new 'typewriter monkeys create Shakespeare'

This is borderline schizophrenia

Been on a depressive state for days and this video made me excited to get some studying done while listening along. Thanks for posting 2 years ago lol

Bro this happened to me

Loving the unnecessarily eerie music in the background

Hello !
I'm french, I never played minecraft, but I saw this interesting video and I sent it to my (british) boyfriend.
And he started to make a lot of objections, but "he's a lurker, he doesn't comment" so I'm here to say it for himself 😭 (I don’t understand much)
Without telling him, of course, otherwise he would never have accepted

"1. Even in an online game, the world is not loaded without any players. And a player can only load a limited area around him, so not everything can be loaded (well, in my opinion, it is in the premice, so it’s not a problem)

2. He mentions infinite time but there would also need to be infinite worlds for it to work, cause a world can be "ruined" making it unbeatable without the player. I thought of a couple of these throughout the video

3. Hmm i was also thinking, cause the seed needed is already limited by needing a portal that is already completed
But about the pumpkins
So, you need a snow biome that is close enough to the portal for the snow golem thing to work
And it rains every 5-7.5 minecraft days (I googled), so you need a snow biome that is close enough to the portal, cause snowmen die in rain
Also can't go through a hot biome cause they also die
AND you need there to be pillars of snow
Cause idk if endermen can move snow?
So, the seed might not even exist in which this speedrun is possible"

Thank you for reading, and thank you in advance if you respond

Infinite monkey typewriter situation

I now need a book about this with a team of mobs who meet and enderman who wants the rest of the species to be free.

Imagine actually playing single player and randomly getting the free the end achievement bc an enderman just decided to lure skeletons and snow golems into the end to blow the ender dragon up. Then the enderman stalks you as you go throughout your world for eternity.

Great! I don't need to beat the ender dragon, mobs can do it for me! Thanks

I’d probably just take one look at the fox with a dragon egg in it’s mouth and say “aight ima go to bed now”

The video: 🌝
The song: 🌚

Origin of life researchers be like:

those pigs n sheep ain't moving

Now someone find the seed where this is possible

Least possible what if question from bro

Bro when he says "what if"

Won’t the dragon destroy the staircase to the pillars as the endermen build it

Imagine loading up a new minecraft world then you left it afk for doing something (like dishes or eating dinner) and you come back then the game is beated lol

Something I've learned about myself (not just now, but over the years but reinforced here) is how I feel about things like this. When I was a kid/teen and various ideas of infinity and parallel universes and multiverse theory and the whole "given enough time, anything with a non-zero chance can 'and will' happen," it was the sickest and most mindblowing shit. My brain, and I suspect most kids/teens/some adults (lol) brain would lock onto just a few things: the fact that it's /technically possible/ and that damn near anything /could/ happen.

In the years since, as I've gotten older, used to the notion and an (un)healthy dose of cynicism, I get irritated somewhat early in the chain of events described here. Some things aren't too hard to believe, like the chance of a nether portal bring constructed and ignited, but it's like as soon as you get beyond that, it just goes into absurd territory. The odds of the majority of the stuff in the video happening are so absurdly low that, as I'm glad was pointed out, it's very plausible that the heat death of the universe could come before it occurs. I'd imagine you could get all the world's computers, super or otherwise, working on this until the end of time and still not get it. Nevertheless I stuck through the video just to see if it'd take any interesting turns and with enough time and the aforementioned acknowledgement it was a bit less irritating. I think I'm more bothered by the idea of people who aren't Pippen (now that I know he gets it) locking onto it and arguing about "yeah but literally anything can happen with enough time" and that's just silly. Despite what the word means, infinity only goes so far within reason.

By the way, get a fucking pop filter or don't look directly at your mic. The constant sound on the mic was also driving me nuts.

If it would be bedrock it would crash 24/7 (I have bedrock)

PippenFTS sent me

Who Else is here because of wifeis

Keep in mind that all this luck is on a ONE AND A TRILLION minecraft seed with a fully lit end portal

when you try to kill the dragon: 🤬
When the Enderman try to kill the dragon: 🗿🧠😎

Of course not. That's why I never played that shit. Why is this a video?

Awesome, this is fire. Next time, don't ruin it by saying, "Will this ever happen? No."

You do not know the answer to that.

None of those things happen without the player, as no chunks are loaded without a player. You could be on a server maybe, but still chunks don’t load. So Minecraft definitely does need me.

The Enderman basically carried the game

I may be wrong about this, but I’m pretty sure that all seeds with a completed end portal are excluded from the pool of seeds that Minecraft pulls from when creating a random world.
If that’s true, a world where killing the Ender Dragon without players is even possible would be a world where, ironically, most players would never access, seeing as you would need to go out of your way to choose to load this world.

what you are talking about is an infinite number of 'Random' occurrences in a conceivable narrative.. this would take 50 X the life time of the entire universe. sun would flare to life and sink into eternal night in the time it would take for any of this to occur.

The only issue might be the tnt not being infinite resource

Zombie has gotten the achievement “Free the end!”

Since most speedruns start at first player input if mobs pushed the player into the end portal and through the exit portal it is possible there could be a 0 second speedrun

ive come back to this video a couple times because its just so unique and cool to think about. thanks for the great vid!

Never before would I expect to see rgn talk about rng

Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out the video! Obviously, this is a thought experiment more than anything - there are many reasons that an infinite time world is clearly impossible. It's also pretty cool to hear from people who have more technical programming experience regarding RNG - that is an aspect that I didn't cover whatsoever. Nonetheless, I had a ton of fun thinking of crazy ways for things to happen - do you have any ideas I didn't mention?