We Took an Astrology Test | Chuckle Sandwich

Ahhh I wish I'd found chuckle sandwich long ago.
Also not me answering all the astrology questions, getting impatient

I first heard poopy corner on the Pokimane episode. Now hearing shlatt say it on here I’m starting to believe it.

Thumbnail is cursed

I come back to cry laugh at qoobo at least once a month

Chuckle Sandwich!

Saturn and Jupiter in Taurus in the 1st house are probably why he has such discipline and love for physical pleasures, along with his sun in Virgo tightly trine Saturn adding to his ability to be precise and well thought out. But with Taurus in the 1st house it can maybe make you sensitive to your environment, and feel like you need security, kind of like how animals have their territory, or maybe that’s Taurus in the 2nd house too.

As an adult with adhd I can relate to the “no credit card” rule given by my parents. I’m somewhat useless with money even now so I have my mate help me with managing budgeting but I wouldn’t dare get a credit card until I know I won’t just use it impulsively for purchases

Its actually crazy how long it took for qoobo to be noticed

Bobo ampotek

you say all these things about tucker but i'm only here for the birds keep up the good work tucker

An astronomer is someone who looks up at the sky and believes we are nothing in the grand scheme of things. Astrologists believe that the stars, sun and moon determine if your gonna be happy or not when you read you thingy.

I remember being born

is the Backman autistic

Do you think schlatt has the one NY cap or does he have a wardrobe full of them?

Qoobo

I googled it and Qoobo is a real thing omg

Schlatt got the prototype of the animals from “do androids dream of electric sheep”

The reason why these are not translating is because your signs are also in relation to the houses they're in. I would love if you guys did your charts on Cafe Astrology and then read the information they give you there. It is similar to the descriptions you were reading but it takes into context the house placements of your signs. I think you would change your minds or at least find it more amusing. Would bring up revealing information about one another.

rokos bas is literally the most terrifying thing someone could ever think of and whoeevr created that thought has to be in a psych ward cuz theres no way he didnt drive himself insane with it

“Qoobo doesn’t have a SOUL!”
“ROCCO’S JUST A ROCK, ZOE.”
😭😭

rokos basilisk :D, if you dont know how rokos basilisk works, you are completely fine and wont get tortured. when they are making fun of that they dont accually understand how it works :D

My dad went extinct last year

Roko's Basilisk is hilarious because a bunch of people who like pretending to be super smart intellectuals basically convergently imagined "SmileDog" and got too spooked and now pretend that they only got spooked because they are super smart intellectuals.
The "Thought Experiment" is literally just "What if you accidentally saw a spookum and because you saw it you have to do its spooky deeds or it will beat you up?"
It's literally just SmileDog and it was too much for them.

I think Chuckle Sandwich should hold auditions... not for anything in specific, but to hold an event that requires an audition with vague criteria and see what happens.

Referring to family members dying as becoming “extinct” is the most schlatt thing

fell asleep and woke up to schlatt laughing about qoobo

hearing ted say naur at 3:30 am was not on my bingo this month

I fell asleep trying to watch this episode two times already on my third attempt now will do my best to stay up

At long last I finally know what Qoobo is

its hard to listen when ted is chewing in his mic

I was gonna answer the questions asked in this episode but then remembered I'm a woman

Edit: When are you taking applications for that assistant position big guy

jcole so humble 🙏 he only drives his tacoma

I was listening to this on spotify but got so confused by qoobo I had to come here and see

Just started watching these guys tonight and listening to a few of their podcasts while I work an overnight shift. This is my second episode that I’ve watched and I was thinking how hard schlatt sounded like trump and not 4 mins later he addresses it. Wtffff. Rocking w it.

the balders gate is a thought experiment for the feeble minded

MudBenders RISE UP.

schlatt, 90 percent funnier and clever, being told hes goin extinct from an inept liberal whos fame rides souly on him lol

Genuinely the worst episode of the podcast

I kinda want a Qoobo

Kubo reminds me of some shit you see at cracker barrel. You look at it for a little bit as it moves while you wait for your table