Barstool Pizza Review - Lambretta Pizzeria (Toronto, ON)

Fack the juice

annoying woman

Lambretta is legit. Come back & try the Alla Vodka - 9+

Dave PortJew

Dave, blink twice if you need rescuing

Oakwood pizzeria, best in Toronto. All these are average.

He’s not coming back.

You gotta go to Cowabunga in Hamilton. Best cheese slice in the world 2024.

You could cut the sexual tension between Dave and Selina with a knife.

hijacked, planned, promoted and biased pizza tour. no journalistic independence to see here.

You want Madleen to be Bombed, the humanitarian aid. So don’t get offended when people say “fuck the Jews”

Washed up GILF think she can make pizza

How are the slices in the case slightly different than the ones they serve as whole pies?

That’s a damn 9 Dave

flop is good. flop is pizza. its not pizza without flop.

you thought auswitz was in Germany. You got into Michigan? what a joke you are.

Has he ever reviewed Bitandos? That was the best pizza I ever had in Toronto. But over all Toronto pizza sucks.

jagg off

what do you know about pizza dave? when you went to Italy, you went Venice to try the pizza?!!! Thats like going to Tokyo to try the cheeseburgers. Venice is not a pizza spot in Italy. You know nothing about pizza and you know nothing about anything. How did you go to Michigan? You’re dad?

Everyone is complaining about the score but remember this in Canada, with the current exchange rates, a 7.5 is more like a 6.1 in the US :)

Why cant we make fun of juice or israefakes when you make fun of other races and religions? Deport this juice

Haven't seen anything resembling a proper NewHaven slice in Toronto 😒

That's dominoes

I wonder how much dave exercises to offset all this pizza he eats? I'm at the point where I treat pizza like a 'luxury' only to be enjoyed on special occasions because of how I have to work off the lbs afterwards, no other food does it to me like that. I basically just watch dave's reviews to get my pizza fix these days😅

That was a 7.1 and everyone knows it lol

Dave needs to dissociate himself from the Greek guy. Disappointing.

Oy gefilte fish! Don't be a schmendrick.

Jeeuw

if you're over 50, chasing people to take selfies isn't a good luck. sorry. shit pizza, 6.8 all day. 2nd time he comes around he'll have the herpes she's got.

Rule 1. Everyone knows the rules. Rule 2. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RULES! Rule 3. If it flops, burns the mouth, the bite is over. Rule 4. Only one guy/girl per bite. Rule 5. One bite at a time. Rule 6. No shirt... No shoes... No service. Rule 7. Bites Will Go On As Long As They Have To!!! Rule 8. If this is your one bite at "BITE Club": YOU HAVE TO "BITE".

new t shirt "should have been a 8.7"

They should rename toronto to little india

I’ll go there to check out those hammers they’re a 9..

She knows how to get 9s....

Absolute insanity that this was the last spot of the tour. What a shame. Complete dog

Holy hell people have been drinking their hateorade in the comments xD

God, this Greek guy is the worst. He took you to the most generic, cardboard crust pizza places in the city and thought you'd be impressed. I'm just glad you got to taste some real pizza from here last time that he didn't recommend.

Haha...this Greek guy thinks Dave is a huge star or something! He just scores pizza for gods sake, who cares! He dont know much man, we all have our own preferences!

Doughy, cheesy, floppy, no crisp no leoparding. This is a 6.4 at best.

Every woman thinks she's a 10. That's why they can't be in charge of anything. No objectivity.

Pizza is a 7.5, the woman was an 8.7

Why is she there? 😂😂😂

6.5 max on slim Dave scale. No floppiness check because he knew undercarriage wasn’t good + no crunch sound of the bites.

These people are cringe and im canadian. Toronto does not represent us.

"HOVERING COUGAR OWNER ALERT!!!"

i wonder how dave treats his cameraman behind the scenes

It’s Canada, only good at hockey. Trash ass place

Fun fact, Toronto is India's third largest city.

Please enough of Canadian pizza and Gyro dude!!

"Hey Jew boy" 😆I didn't even know he was Jewish, I thought he was the regular average Anglo-American. Portnoy, that's English isn't it