Every Stereotype Character in Dungeons and Dragons

Oh, that established titles thing is still there, huh? Oof.

The small character reminds me of both the LITERAL child, and the chaotic evil short king in my party lmao

Best part for me is I don't even need to fake the accent for elves.

I love the psycho characters, would love to do a monk one

Im the psycopath and zeloth one

Breh everyone does a british accent for elves even though the ones in the lore mostly resemble GERMAN ones and i feel like the only one doing a german accent for elves

my character is a captilitistic and psychopath

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By the time I was born, my mother was already in the hospital. Also, when I was born, I couldn’t even talk or walk

I run Taven Tenroe, a little Kobold Nature Hexblade Warlock/ Cleric whose Deity/Patron is a Gold Dragon who worships life and death and only accepts those who have dedicated their hearts to nature and the people who walk the Earth in attendance to the fruits of hard labor and the harvests it brings... Who was immediately thrown in jail before Session 0, betrayed by his parents who were incarcerated when he was 2, whom he didn't know about being raised as a farmhand on Human farmlands that almost exclusively employed Dragonborn...

And in session 1 due to overwhelming stress and the dire circumstances that would have cost him his life caused the loss of his innocence and a potential violent streak taking his sickle to an assailant's eyes until the screaming stopped and immediately went to prayer for himself and forgiveness from his Goddess...


Where does this put my poor little bean on the stereotypes? :P

just had a party with the royalty, the meme, and mine- the smol goober

My pantheon of sad boys:

I'm pretty sure my character was just a dude who showed up out of nowhere with an incredible lack of foresight that screwed up most things and helped in very specific ways. Is that a category?

"Every Elf ever created: "I'm British!"" 😂

Yeah my flirt life cleric is exactly as described.
In real life you don't get to go "Give me a minute, I need to think up a double entendre that fits here" or just explain to everyone around you that you're doing something 'flirtily' without knowing what that actually means, you know XD

The Deez Sword and the Nuts Axe on Wednesday

"I don't know anything about my parents. They both died half a year before I was born"

The heavy drinker reminds me of the very first session I ever played:
We did a standard "Kill the giant rats" thing which quickly escalated into a battle involving several millipede swarms and a giant flaming spider.
After all was said and done we were paid with a few gold each and a whole barrel of ale.

"I AM DARF FROM SCOTLAND"

My Kobold Artificer is literally the small feisty one sooo

"Before I was born, my parents died" - Heinz Doofenschmirtz

Funny enough, having a nobility title is technically illegal in my country.

I am both the innocent and the psychopath

Well what else am I supposed to play

So where's the "secretly wants all intelligent life to die" one? I swear half my party is that. The other half is the "gaslight you into thinking you're evil because you did a thing that caused a chain reaction that eventually ended up causing deaths."

Seriously, you play one joke on having a dead body twitch and everyone calls you the bad guy for the army dropping a bomb on the remains of a dragon in the city.

"This sword is Deez. This ax is nuts. And I'm only allowed to use them on Wednesday my dudes. A-" I'm dying

So all elves and dwarfs are British?

I think you'll find my eladrin had a southern accent closes to a Texan acent

Small innocent arcane trickster rogue owlin. He is the best thing ever. Performance proficiency and just built to be as absolutely awful as possible to try to catch if he took something and you reacted violently(you found out because he handed you your socks).

See im the bad guy who doesn't really care about becoming good intentionally but slowly becomes good over time

This is my first campaign and my first character is a pyromancer psychopath, has alcoholism oh and also has amnesia.

The psychopath: Literally me.



Seriously one time in a session I asked an enemy if he had kids and then threatened to gut one of them and use their large intestines to strangle his other kids.
Well, more like I tried to. We were all shouting over each other trying to either kill the guy or flirt with him.

Why does my group have all of these within 5 people

I AM DART FROM SCOTLAND

This is true, regardless of gender, the following classes are dubbed as such-
Rogue: Sad Boi
Barbarian: Angy Boi
Cleric: Good Boi
Fighter: Basic Boi
Paladin: Chad Boi
Bard: Horny Boi
Druid: Gay Boi
Warlock: Edgy Boi
Sorcerer: Stupid Boi
Monk: Fighty Boi
Artificer: Explody Boi
Wizard: Dead Boi
Ranger: Missing Boi

This is the definitive list, I will take notes however this is the most accurate list and will not change it

when it went to the psychopath part: " I told you not to let my dad play DnD and now we will all die thanks to you DM " lmao🤣

I was literally that last one in one of my campaigns 😂😂😂

Funnily enough, I made a half elf that was British (sometimes)

The Annoying Righteous? Sounds like Kyle Broflofski. Or that one one character chosen to be the hero in Arifureta.

that fact that my new character isnt like any of these makes me happy.

Please tell me the name Dart is referencing The Legend of Dragoon!

I feel like in my current D&D, everyone is a "don't even know what they are yet" expect me. First session I was like "so, my character is a bookworm, very bad with a bow, and accidentally released a sealed (or used to be sealed) spirit into the world by being too curious and his goal is to fix his mistake. This is the name of his invocations. This is their exact description and exact description of what happens when he uses them.
Other players: I'm an elf. With a bow. I come from the forest

(No shade at my friends, we had fun, but I wasn't expecting it lmao)