deadpool takes spider-man from MJ

A rocket launcher is not as scary as tax documents

Trauma in tights is crazy💀

W

Ok imagine
MJ. Black cat. Gwen Stacy. Cindy moon.
Jane de wolf. everybody.
And they all fight to a battle to the death.
We call it
peters exes: endgame

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emotional stability?????????????

I mean… Deadpool and Spider-Man both have a daughter (who wants their acknowledgement and kill them) and they doctor bounce of each other… also Deadpool can give Peter money

Deadpool broke the 4th wall again, referenced the fandom

Why do I feel like the next most likely person to figure out they are in a comic and break the fourth wall is spidey

Ah yes, he knows.

Nah nah nah what would happen would be that Pete would get so flustered that he’d fly out the window to escape and end up running into silk which would make things a bit more complicated. He’d run away again, because he’s terrified and just wants breakfast, where he would run into a revived Gwen Stacy. Pete would question her on how she’s alive, she would respond by pointing at Wanda who is currently apologizing to the x-men for “messing up a spell to freshen up her spoiled food and reviving most of the dead”. Flabbergasted, pete would try to respond just to get cut off by wade and M.J. Ending up with the worlds most confused love square 😂

MJ doesnt mind shes with Paul now

Nah but this is something Deadpool would do 100% maybe this is just foreshadowing for a future plot line in the Spider-man comics and if it is I wouldn’t be surprised if it somehow put the universe in danger

MJ: I give him emotional stability!
Everyone: *laughing hysterically*

Ngl. This seems like something Ryan's deadpool would totally do.

Spidey: I'm a minor in this canon. And you kill people who date minors.

Ok hear me out

A throuple is always on the table

to be fair its a nice ass

okay but him and dp are HEARTMATES THO.
MJ CAN U SAY THE SAME?!! NO TF U CANT. GO SIT DOWN AND LET THIS MAN BE BI IN PEACE OR SO HELP ME GOD.

PLUS YOU CANONICALLY GOT CANCER BC SPIDEY’S JIZZ IS RADIOACTIVE DP DEALS WITH CANCER ALL👏THE👏TIME👏 YOU ARE NO MATCH WOMAN.
Gooo siiit doownnn

okay but him and dp are HEARTMATES THO.
MJ CAN U SAY THE SAME?!! NO TF U CANT. GO SIT DOWN AND LET THIS MAN BE BI IN PEACE OR SO HELP ME GOD.

PLUS YOU CANONICALLY GOT CANCER BC SPIDEY’S JIZZ IS RADIOACTIVE DP DEALS WITH CANCER ALL👏THE👏TIME👏 YOU ARE NO MATCH WOMAN.
Gooo siiit doownnn

Well with all the shit going on paul deadpool definitely makes for a better partner

sup

3way romcom.... we need this

Has Deadpool ever interacted with the various clones of Peter? What's his relationship like with Ben Riley and/or Kaine?

Harry Osborn, Cindy Moon, Spider-gwen, Ava Ayala(aka white tiger), Felicia hardy, for some reason mantis, Morrigan from mvc, Psylocke/Magik/Squirrel Girl(depending on the marvel rivals universe), Flash Thompson of all people and-wait what's powergirl doing here!?: cracks neck you know how long I've been waiting for this?

Yeah his rizz in unmatched intill someone named Paul shows up

I mean to be fair Deadpool kinda wants everyone it is canonical that because of his constantly changing brain chemistry his sexuality and preferences are constantly changing

Wade should just go after kane. Basically peter without a no kill rule

So like if you read the comics... Yeah. Deadpool does want him 🤣 BAD.

unlike mj deadpool might actually be a a good partner

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 "sync gladly"

Wait until Gwen gets into the mix. Peter's love life is crazy.

You inable him😂

Need more of mj and Deadpool fighting over Peter

Spidey does have that universal level rizz.

Deadpool wants his ass, his mouth, his hands, and probably his feet too. Seems like the sort of thing he’d like.

Deadpool always wants Spider-Man for all of time

I had a dream where Deadpool broke into my house and shot my air fryer. It was a very bad dream.