Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour is Sad and Awful

Dude this is so chopped

How in the name of fuck do they seriously charge money for this program? -_-°

This is just sad lmao

Already reports of stick drift are pouring in

the sawing had me crying laughing

wait... is this just corporate sales training?!

steamdeck's deskjob was rather cool. this is just.. sad.

Astro's Playroom exists how did they get this so wrong

The switch 2 is a console we have been waiting for for nearly 4 years and the games for it are just not it man, they are empty or just boring

This is embarrassing from Nintendo. And the fact MK World REMOVED 200cc is even more of a joke. Nintendo claims they love fun, but only if you do it EXCATLY how they want you to

Holy shit this is so boring

And all the people around make me weirdly anxious, lmao. What the fuck were they thinking

I expect little more from the company that doesn't let you own the console you paid for and has had a kill switch installed in case you step out of line.

Love showcasing the design flaw that joycons can be attached wrong

The saw „game“ is torture

Why do all the mini games look like those scam free-to-play games??? Where the ad is completely different from the real game. Especially the car one.

HD Rumble 2 Tumble Game

Maybe they released this as a game so it could be a tax write-off for not selling well?

Just gonna remind you, it’s this or Garry’s mod

It sucks cuz it does have charm and all (minus the quizzes) but like others have said the fact it wasn’t free ruins it entirely.

Huh okay nope :D

This is like if a boring school field trip was a game, this should be 70 dollars.

Games for new consoles that can show off the gimmicks and also be really fun can work. Like Astro's Playroom, which is a fantastic platformer, and Aperture Desk Job (which I haven't played so can't comment on), but instead we get a shitty tour through the worlds most boring museum.

"Gary! You are gonna pay for this tech demo, and you are gonna like it!"

This console should not be a success

It’s the safest and most boring iteration ever with no innovative games

this would be cool as hell if it wasn't $10 fucking dollars

The wii came bundled with wii sports.

How do you come up with this in a post Astro's Playroom world?

Honestly I found this really charming, I don’t know what the fuck you guys are on…

First off this feels like being in school. Don't make people feel like they're back in school, no one likes that.
Second off this was made by shareholders wasn't it?

I have never seen a game think so little of their players that it assumes they're not smart enough to bang two rocks together.

yknow how half life 2 took a lot of your ammo away to show you a cool tech demo of how the gravity gun works?
or how doom 3 always shows off its cool shadows and physics all the time?

well the switch 2 gives you free homework

hell the tech demo robot creature from ps4 got its own game and got to mercilessly murder an ip

I get that RT is trying to do a Nintendo intro at the start but for some reason he just sounds like future Trunks from dbz lol

Shocker.

If nintendo dont want me taking it apart why are they showing how its held together and how the stuff works

Have you ever wanted to play the Starbucks employee training manual? Well do I have the product for you!

Remember when Sony made Astro's Playroom and released it for free since it's pretty much just a tech-demo for the PS5 and the DualSense?
Nintendo didn't and released this demo with a price attached to it. They even forgot that one of the reasons the Wii was such a success was because Wii Sports was included with the console.

This was so bad

I'm gonna log 200 hours into this "game". I might even try to do a speedrun!

NO ITS NOT

Man I've defended Nintendo a good bit for the price of the console because I genuinely do believe the console is actually a decent price, but charging $10 for this is criminal

Was designing this a punishment on all involved?

if you think this is a bad game should faking change your name

I can’t believe this is the same price as Undertale on Steam

They could had done this with Miis instead using generic ahh characters

I've never felt so robbed of 10 euro, this should have been free. I miss Wii Sports

Feels important to say that I still love the console and Mario Kart World. This was just not a good time. I picked it up purely to stream it for those curious