KUNG FU THEATRE on USA NETWORK (1984)

Hey! Thank you for taking me back!

Ohhhhhhh SNAP! I used to watch this on Sundays! Oh what a delight!

Man @elrey needs to play this for king fu marathons

I remember this!! ✊🏽

Came on after all the cartoons were over on Saturdays. Either this or a nap. Drunken master, here I come.

A whole loaf is better than a kick in the head
If you tell me what you mean
I'll tell you what I said
I sent you for jelly, you come back with jam
Who exactly do you think I am?

Oh the memories! When we only had ten channels to choose from!

We used to tell our mom we were sick just to avoid going to church so we could watch Kung fu theatre. She caught on to it but saw we enjoy it so much, she enrolled us in karate class. No surprise l am a huge UFC fan.

This was a must watch!

USA Network was badass in the 80s 90s and early 2000s this is the USA Network I remember as a child

Iron fingers of death was my favorite

Man this was the SHIT!!!

This was awesome to watch back then,
i so do wish that usa network can go back to their old ways again and show everything that they use too. Now that be nice if they did

Thank you for this

I used to go n watch this show every Sunday at noon then by the time the show ended at 1 I used to walk down my street thinking nobody can kick my ass .

I watched it in 1986 in the basement of my house on a Wooden furniture TV set. Those were great times, no worries and no bills to pay as a 12 year old.

I remember between breaks the announcer would read a quote from Confucius. I looked forward to those!

Man I miss this show and those days!!

My childhood right here! Watched it almost religiously on Sundays! My master was the host for a good many years!

This isn’t the original legendary intro

Good old USA Network in the 80's with Kung FU Theater

I absolutely LOVE stuff like this. 80s and 90s late night Kung Fu and horror shows with hosts are so fun and interesting to me. I wish I could go back and live through this again. Imagine you're 12 sitting up late with your brother, cousins, uncle, friends or parents watching this with pizza and Pepsi. Love it.

Wish I had a time machine....

I was 23.

My Dad and I would watch this on Sat afternoon after the cartoons were over , he just chuckle and say shiiiiit , to alot of the scenes lol .Great memories !

Sunday morning with friends watching cartoons, then WWF and finished with Kung Fu theater..... ahhhh to be young again

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What is the title of the film in which three men enter some sort of palace with a facade that looks like a woman's legs spread wide and the entrance way is right where the pussy would be? One of the men, caught in a tub with one of the palace women, after removing his chastity belt, has his dick sliced off by the commanding woman? Later, effeminate by that action, he says to the remaining two men that he wasn't a man any longer.

I’ve been trying to find a couple of those movies because I can’t remember the title names; one of them had these 3 bad guys who were all masters but one of them had like razors at the end of his long pony tail in his hair; another one was this drunken old man teaching another guy to fight and his technique was to hold the jug in one hand and use his dominant to hold the cup and that’s how he fought ..there’s a lot of good ones but those two are my favorites, if anyone can help with names that would be awesome!

Omg every Saturday I would wait

The best intro to a tv series ever - maybe even Miami Vice

I remember going around choppin my mother's plants like i was doing something 😂

Remember back then you were amazed to see a cartoon on at night, unless it was an rated R one like Hey good lookin and Heavey Metal to name a few.

Oh man, what memories! I would watch this for hours in the 80s! 🥷

So many memories

Cartoon, then Soul Train, then Kung Fu Theater! Man these were the days.

I dream of this logo to put in one of my dream albums. "KODO" on Warner Bros. Records tp pay homage to Bruce and Brandon Lee. May them R.I.P.

Wow, I remember this. Great childhood memories. Haven't seen this in years. Great Nostalgic Memories from the 1980's

This was my favorite show every Sunday morning after church when I was A kid and still is. Who is watching this in 2025🎉

If you remember watching MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE......You are Epic!! ✌️😁

Sunday afternoon back in the 80's.

I watched this with my dad, every Saturday - he passed 4 years ago, this them hits different when it carries so many memories.

I watched this religiously on Saturdays in the 80s after coming home from Karate class

That bassline is bananas!

I love it! This and Kung Fu June were the best! We just did a homage on our channel to Kung Fu June and plan to do some reviews this month. In 2025, Kung Fu June and Kung Fu Theatre are still remembered and going strong!

Rip josh from Syracuse ny

Rip josh from syracuse ny 2017. 🤔🍊🧡.They made a business from you outside kung fu theatre. Mulberry sqaure 1980..

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