snep - all endings

Note: This is a meme, but I actually want to make a game based off of this meme. I might even, but I probably won't. If someone makes a game named "snep", I want it to have these endings, be about a snep, and also i want to know about it.

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Where is the secret ending?
You need to write a special script in the files of the game to unlock the secret ending which works with only 1% chance