Yamaha coming up with their products

I was waiting for the golf carts

yeh tuning forks and R1M's

You forgot bow and arrow boys

If you think that's impressive wait until you hear about Mitsubishi

Holllly shit this is funny. The ending got me so good

I love that they managed to get funding when their first meeting after getting funding is "So what are we actually gonna do?"

What's a motor but an automated trumpet?

Metal

Hey man YAMAHA is like a feeling you know.

engines actually require a lot of precision work as well, just like musical instruments do, that's a big part of the reason why Japanese cars last so long, they focus on build quality. And also notice how all the motor vehicle related stuff Yamaha makes centres around the engine. They don't build cars because that has a lot of other stuff, whereas motorbikes, outboard motors and ATVs are all engine focussed.

Makes sense to me, who doesn't wanna go fast with some bangin' tunes on?

VROOOOMMMM nom nom nom nom!!!!!

All of Yamaha products are tunable. And they come from the factory precicely tuned for their intended purpose.
Thats the common denominator. Yamaha would be best described as a "tuning" company.

Wait to you find about Hyundai

This was just something you came to term with as a kid. Any random thing could have a huge Yamaha logo on it, and it would be completely fine.

When your business premise is money, you make anything you're capable of making that people will buy

Hitachi is even weirder they make absolutely everything

Lachlan's delivery of 'boats' and the pause beforehand was unironic comedic genius. Usually I just do the air-out-of-the-nose thing with Fairbairn films but that actually made me laugh

Japanese conglomerates are much like that. Another example is Hitachi. They do automotive stuff and also "massage sticks" that women reeeally like.

fucking musical sirens

Don’t forget Yamaha helped the legendary 2JZ

Mitsubishi is even worse I reckon.

Motorcycles are good but them Yamaha guitars/modelling amps are pure gold, and speakers, and specially the routers.

Similar to how Michelin make tyres AND do prestigious restaurant ratings

“Anime Girls that sing and dance to whatever you want”

And anyone who wore a hat was let go for being in the box 😅

I think, at one point in my life, I owned a Yamaha guitar and motorbike😂😅😂
I never thought they were the same company because it didn't make sense.😅😂😅

Now do Hitachi. Heavy earth moving equipment and also the world’s most ubiquitous female pleasuring device.

Looking at my Yamaha piano while I was listening to this. Now I want a Yamaha bike to.

Golf shafts too

i love this please never stop

Engines make sounds. Sounds make music. I failed to see your point.

I played piano as a kid and my piano was made by Yamaha. I used to only think that they made pianos until I got older and saw some of their other products

"Oboe reeds" lol!

Kawasaki went from ships to motorbikes. Suzuki from weaving machines to motorised pushbikes and motorbikes.

Yamaha, Honda, and General Electric. Together they make pretty much everything you could want 😂

Wait until you hear about Peugeot.

I mean their logo even on motorcycles is three tuning forks

Samsung makes tanks

my guy didn't get enough props for his motor noises

The Yamaha logo on their motorcycles and other products are triple musical tuning forks. Kawasaki Heavy Industries also do a lot of very big and eclectic stuff and don't just build motorcycles.

No wonder LFA exhaust is absolutely orgasmic

Do one about Samsung

It’s so funny to me Yamaha makes music instruments and heavy machinery. Oh boy. I can’t wait to play my Yamaha Clarinet while driving my YZ 250

The best value acoustic guitars on the market as well.

Daewoo: "Boomboxes. Cheap little TVs. A car. A giant earth mover. A weapon to surpass metal gear."

Shimano is the same way. Fishing equipment and bicycle gears. Just... what?

Very very funny.

Best part about this was the dirt bike impression

Should I bring up the Archery products?