Craig Ferguson Tells The Oldest Joke In The World | Netflix Is A Joke

Damn I sure miss his late show. But he being who he is knew it was time to move on long before anyone else

Craig on TV was funny without profanity. Maybe the funniest ever. Watch some of the hot chick guest compilations here and see...

give this man his show back

It was a really strange phone call.

How does he look younger than he did in 2015!

Only fools and horses

Oh I miss his talk show

It's the oldest joke ever told? There's probably a reason you've never heard it

Yeah, ancient egyptians had infact GUNS

Some people are better at talk shows than stand up...Craig Ferguson, Joe Rogan, David Letterman, Seth Meyers,

Can ONE of the networks offer this man a show??? PLEEEEEEASE??????

OHMYGOSH I LOVE DREW, TOO.....

It’s funny that you could tell from the laughter that the majority of the audience is female. Every woman I know LOVES Craig from his talk show - he’s the master flirter.

They should have given this man letterman’s spot and kept him on air. Instead we got Colbert and fucking corden. A goddamn travesty and a disservice to his tenure.

Superb storytelling

He's my favorite!! He should be on instead of colbert - i think craig's funnier!!

the only thing missing is Josh Robert Thompson

I just really felt the need to post a comment because that makes 669 comments.

I suppose I'll open this one

The other version that joke is a great white in the jungle and rhino was charging at him and a wild bull was charging from the other direction he could only shot one which one which one did he shot? He shot the rhino because could the bull anytime.

This guy colored his hair and beard.

WTF.

I'm about 10 minutes in the show, and i sadly don't find it funny. But i do like his talkshow clips.

He needs his suit. Why was his show canceled he wasn't a political hack?

hold on though you only get one joke but it's the oldest joke in the world, but it's not the best joke but if you get the special, you get an extra joke, but it's still the same joke and it's the same joke that you told Drew Carey or that he told youor that you said that he told you that joke or that he said that you told him that joke

fukn clickbait

Pathetic

I have an even older one. Two anthropologists were examining what they believed to be the oldest cave art yet known in a rock cave overhang in Australia. After pondering over the pictographs for some time, and scratching their heads, one said to the other.

"Well, I an buggered if I can work it all out. The first bit seems to mean 'Find them' and the last bit I think means 'Forget them' -but that bit in the middle has me fucked!"

The actual first ever joke is in prehistory, a monumental meeting of the tribes, when chief Ug gave chief Ogg a formal gift..

..and it was a piece of 💩

One of my best friends actually makes this worth it.... Well... The phone call

So i just watched an ad... great...

I too have told a version of that joke (but mine's funny🤣🤣🤣)
I call it my $120.oo joke because i told it on the radio and won a new pair of Nike's worth $120.oo.
It's listed as 'Joke of the Day' in my videos.

Great talk show host. Crap comedian

I read this joke online around 20 years ago, but it involved a lion and the guy shitting himself when he said "roar."

Dude is so underrated, love Craig Ferguson

We legit had a dentist in Alaska, in the 90’s that got in big trouble and went to jail for illegal big game hunting. That made me chuckle more than the oldest joke!

The oldest recorded joke Roughly translated from the dead language of Sumerian, the joke reads: “A dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one.’”

"Stripy face, scratchy claws, bitey mouth."

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SNL, 1991, Season 17, episode 9: Steve Martin tells essentially this joke, basically in the setting Craig described, to Mike Myers in a skit called “Theatre Stories.”

My dad used to tell me that joke when I was little. I wonder where he got it from…

Egypt had guns?

I was expecting the "hunter shooting" joke, but I think I had myself confused. His joke is the oldest, the one I'm thinking of is the most well understood across cultures

Hunter: calls emergency number "Hello, my friend has been attacked, he looks dead."

Operator: "Can you make sure he's dead?"

gun shot

Hunter: "Okay, I'm sure now."

This joke was in an old SNL bit with Steve Martin and Mike Meyers.

I've read that joke in a Polish magazine 35 years ago.

So, ancient Egyptians had guns? I prefer the actual world's oldest joke, from Sumaria.
"A dog walks into a bar. He can't read the labels, so he says, I'll have that one."

THIS is a comedian. No racial pandering, no harassing the audience in the name of crowd work. Captivating, naturally humorous personality.

A variety of that joke was used to good effect on the British sitcom Only fools and horses.

I'd heard that the actual oldest recorded joke in the world is - A man comes home to find his son making love to his mother, the boys grandmother, so he starts to beat him and the boy cries "But you slept with my mother and I didn't beat you!"