Warhammer 40k Primarchs if they were Explained by Jordan Peterson

Dorn one is ridiculous

"You guys look a lot the same!" doesn't just apply to the Primarchs of the legion.

Nice

Dorne cant read got me

"Fire will clense EVERYTHING!"
dead XD

"I'm gonna be fat and really unhealthy"
Flashes picture of Mortarian
😂😂😂

This is gold

Downvote because of the heresy against Dorn, but upvote for the truth against Erebus…

Lol

"I'm gonna be fat and really unhealthy and half-dead in 5 years"
That was hilarious. More so since Mortarion is also able to view non-linear time after his turning.

This is great 😂

Should have titled it "explained by Kermit the frog" 😂

Really don't have to be intellectual to be good at murdering people

I have no notes. Spot on.

"Poorly written, at best..."

Lmao

"I've been attacked by 20 miniature pit bulls" lmao

"Fire will cleanse everything"

Lmao

That description of Lorgar was savage. And accurate.

Definitely the best in your channel by far, just so many masterclasses in the same video 😂😂

Missed opportunity to call Alpharius-Omegon the "Dragon of Chaos." 😂

Maybe there never was an alpharius and he has been a space Marine who was transformed into the true primarch all along 😂

Jordan peterson should quit political commentary and just do this for a living

Love the Lion

😂 brilliant

" Fire will cleanse everything. " Well if you had to sum them up in one sentence... That'll do it.

This is...terrifyingly accurate...😅

"You guys look a lot the same." WE ARE ALPHARIUS!!

I would love to see him commenting on Warhammer 40k, as a psychologist he would have a lots to discuss 😁

Why is it so true

I want this but I want it to be him explaining it to Joe Rogan, Like Isylander and koda

Yo why you attacking Ferrus?

Ferrus Manus hits way too hard lol

Ooh, that Corvus one was spot on, man. Good job with finding these clips. :)

Lol can you imagine JP being the primarchs personal psychiatrist?

Saying that Ferrus was poorly written at best is being way to nice about his lore and story XD

I need Jordan Peterson to be Malcador the Sigilite (the Hero).

Poor Mortarion haha what a roast.

Morty is so accurate

Lorgar.... yup

Magnus: "I've been attacked by 20 miniature pit bulls!" 😂 SPACE WOLVES?!! F-KING FURRIES!!!

Peterson roasted Lorgar

I'm sorry but the fact that the meme for Dorn is his illiteracy...ridiculous.😂

Dorn lol

anyone willing to do a list of who shows up in order? big ask i know

The Alpharius one is just so perfek 🤣🤣

The Horus one always gets me