MR BONES 40K On Primarch Pros & Cons | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #22

I love how arthur literally broke them on magnus

Lemon primarch less than Magnus

Angron
Pros: You hear screaming in the distance
Cons: You hear them getting closer

The thing about the cults with Fulgrim, bro, I love the Emperor’s children, I’m also in love with cocaine. I’m fortunately sober right now almost 9 months but as I alcoholic drug addict sexoholic I love the third legion as it’s basically a reflection of who I was

Best Warhammer podcast episode ever

Mmm, toxic heavy metals in paint. I'm partial to Cadmium myself 😋

So I think in 40k that whole Alpharius meme is not really a thing anymore - in harrowmaster, there's a big meetup of a lot of alpha legion chapters for organization purposes, and the one chapter that still does the surgery and "I am alpharius" gets openly mocked by all the other chapters

Superiority complex aside, cold repressed self-generating anger explains a lot why Perturabo acts like a overreacting manchild who can't take criticism and can't chill. I think why he gets more appealing in the horus heresy is that he effectively embraces the anger with a "f*** it, let's ball" attitude, to the point where he gives the middle finger to Horus and bails. He is anger personified and angry gets stuff done.

Guiliman would say "do you know how many peoples deaths I've signed this week alone, those were just logistical constants and cutbacks, the 3% is still a lot of dead civilians simply starving to death due to impossible to change variables, this is just a choice to get be back to my desk quicker to keep it at a 3%"

Fulgrim at the conquest of Murder showed he was absolutely brilliant at strategic command, Baldemorts epic video on Fulgrim schooled me on why he was so great

It makes me sad as a Salamanders fan that all our books are meh to bad but it's because they're all written by Nick Kyme. For the love of of God GW fire him and get someone who can actually write and cares about us.

Guilliman essentially erased political corruption and poverty from Ultramars entirety. Ultramar runs like silk my man can crunch numbers like nobody else.

"No one takes the piss out of Rogal Dorn-" -Astartes Anonymous

"Hm. No." -TTS Rogal Dorn

Tom: "We could have a slightly longer episode than normal"
ALMOST 4 HOURS LONG

You don't understand: the line "let me recite to you one of my FAVORITE POEMS" doesn't just live rent-free in my brain. It makes all the other memories pay to live there.

No no, you're not grasping how funny the Russ going to Warp situation was.

Russ had a vision after the Heresy went down and Imperium was in chaos.Stability of a Primarch for his chapter is important and he just said "Shit I gotta go find the tree of life and revive the Emperor!"

"The wha-"

"Can't explain. Look, Bjorn you're in charge. Later guys."

"Russ, what the fuc-"

And he hasn't come back.
Bro is literally looking for the One Piece.
I am a die hard Wolves player and that still is the funniest shit ever.

Watch Russ come back with whatever he was looking for and prove everyone wrong. I will fucking cackle.

Some of the takes here could melt the surface of the sun.. holy terra!

WTF my mom had a model of that little one eyed chub

I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SORT OF MINOR DEMON

IT WAS MAGNUS SOUL?

Leman Russ... a stupid man pretending to be a smart man pretending to be stupid.

Oh my god, you guys killed magnus harder than he killed the webway project 😂😂😂

I don’t mind rambling episodes personally. I’m here to hear you guys talk about (mostly) 40k, so the specifics of the topic don’t really matter to me as much as just hearing you guys’ takes in general.

Nightlord fans are hello kitty girls in weird mens bodys.

The Lion was the biggest dbag of all the loyalists in 30k, and a few of the traitors too. He even beats out Russ because at least Russ was somewhat self-aware. He wasn't even a knight in 30k, he was just a nastier version of Mortarion. I was so happy that the Curze phantasm in Son of the Forest pointed out what a POS he was, telling him how all he ever did was appear in the skies above worlds and burn them to ash. Dude desperately needed his 40k revamp.

so as you talk about white paint the best one i have ever found is AK interactives bold titanium white.

i can not recommend it enough as it just fucking works!
and has coverage over black

I thought the fire alarm was ringing in my house Lmao

technically alpharius had the most time with the emperor, maybe.

The Morty slander makes me sad🤢

Leman Russ the type of guy to get a sludge hammer to drive in a nail

Love the decent into madness ass they get further along
Edit: ah shit I typed ass instead of as, whelp

Russ is just Viking goku his brain is more useful on the battlefield then literally anywhere else lol.

Mister Bones sounds like Baki.

Alpharius was first found.

Russ is *clever*. Not smart.

"Let me recite you my favorite poem.." destroyed me 😂😂😂

i see the space wolves as their pros are their cons all while being simple.

Can we please get a soundboard of "I wonder which of my siblings burnt their pizza" please

Fulgrim: Your bikes are devilishly fast (genuine compliment) i heard you do strange things to them (friendly jab)

Khan: i heard you do strange things to your warriors (tryingto cure the gene blight) (aka, haha your kids have cancer).

How this is seen as a badass retort and not a retarded comment is unvelibable, but Khan is cool so. Just imagine if Perturabo said that, it would be seen as stupidly mean and an example of manchild behaviour.

about Russ:
you forgot to mention that he is self proclaimed "emperors executioner"...and he fcking sucks in his role (he fckup prospero, he lost against angron and he failed to kill horus)
about Ferrus:
he is maybe the worst primarch of all (thanks to the bad writing and short appearance in the books)he got fooled for weeks or months by a fck human/xenos alliance while fulgrim needed 5min to findout theyre strategy, he got fooled by fulgrim twice...he just sucks

I gotta defend magnus. It's not that he didn't do anything wrong, it's just that it wasn't his fault. He has Big E levels of psychic power. Most everyone on prospero were psykers and up until the Horus heresy, there was nothing wrong with that. Big E just told him to stop, and refused to elaborate and warn him about the ruinous powers. If he knew about tzeentch before hand, he never would have fallen to chaos. If big E didn't send the fucking space wolves, prospero prolly wouldn't have burned. If Big E had told him about the webway project, there wouldn't be a giant warp rift sitting behind the golden throne. Basically, if Big E had explained anything to magnus, and really only magnus, Big E wouldn't have been interred on the golden throne, the damage dealt to the horus heresy would have been easy to fix.

God does Mr.Bones like anybody?

God moots just gushing over magnus and you can just feel the pressure of rage building in arthur. Like a tea kettle about to pop

Vulkan is shaped like a friend

son of oatis.

About Fulgrim being a great smith, every Primarch is class S in smithing and such, but Vulkan is the best smith in artifacts and "impossible" shit, Ferrus was able to reverse engineer in godly levels (Gorgon Termies were his attempt in improving DAOT designs) and Pertie was a legendary machine engineer...