UFC/MMA News - Weekend Update Style (Funny)
Ready for the dumbest, darkest, and funniest UFC Weekend Update you've ever seen? Channeling Norm MacDonald's legendary style, we're delivering the latest MMA headlines—paired with cringe-worthy, hilariously obvious jokes.
From Caio Borralho bravely volunteering to be mauled by Khamzat Chimaev, Paddy Pimblett accusing Michael Chandler of underestimating his burger-eating skills, to Jan Blachowicz insisting we watch him and Ankalaev fight again (don't worry, naps provided). Plus, Conor McGregor parties with Nelk Boys (shocking, we know), and Belal Muhammad announces he's officially lost his mind by promising not to wrestle Jack Della Maddalena.
If you love MMA, Norm MacDonald, and comedy that's awkwardly offensive, shockingly accurate, and borderline inappropriate, then hit play already—you sickos.
Topics include:
Caio Borralho's optimistic death wish with Khamzat Chimaev.
Paddy Pimblett being overlooked (by pretty much everyone).
Marvin Vettori's "Italian Dream" turning into Italian delusion.
Ilia Topuria bravely volunteering as tribute to fight Islam Makhachev.
Magomed Ankalaev & Tom Aspinall forming the least intimidating Twitter gang ever.
McGregor and Nelk Boys redefining what qualifies as "good behavior."
Brendan Schaub's conspiracy theory about ESPN sabotaging UFC 313 (to spare us from his comedy special).
Enjoy brutal honesty, absurd punchlines, and zero filter. Hit play to get offended in the best possible way!
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