Ulfric Stormcloak is Literally a Moron

Ulfric Stormcloak is Literally a Moron

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@zombierobot5747
@zombierobot5747 - 10.03.2025 16:43

Ulfric wants to believe he's taking over for Skyrim but in truth he really just wants the power

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@enginear663
@enginear663 - 10.03.2025 17:04

Skyrim belongs to the nords, imperial milk drinker scum.

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@rebelsoldier2352
@rebelsoldier2352 - 10.03.2025 17:11

this video is brought to you by the thalmor

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@laomei1855
@laomei1855 - 10.03.2025 18:40

Ulfric is Leon Musk, Donald Trump. The Stormcloaks are MAGA. That doesn't mean the empire is good, but the Stormcloaks are a fictionalized version of fascism.

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@BigDaddyPancakes
@BigDaddyPancakes - 10.03.2025 20:45

I think a small detail that shows Ulfric's true nature is that his weapon of choice is a steel waraxe of cowardice

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@FunkyDude-e3w
@FunkyDude-e3w - 10.03.2025 20:59

Ulfric Stormcloak is Literally a Moon

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@CalamariPlaysStarfield
@CalamariPlaysStarfield - 11.03.2025 06:10

I only side with Ulfric because the Imperials are the Thalmors... Well... Bitch... Yes Ulfric is an idiot, but hear me out. The imperials Outlaw a God, who is literally the guy who helps the dragonborn... If anyone prays to Talos, NOTHING happens in theory- since no one knows shouts, minus the obvious. But the dragonborn gets to shout more often, a very unique effect compared to the other Gods "Boons"
All the Empire does, is follow like dogs. At least Ulfric attempts to fight back. Yes he's highly racist. I get it. But at least the guy has the balls to stand up to the Thalmor, unlike the Empire

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@JohnGhoul
@JohnGhoul - 11.03.2025 08:40

Honestly I think both sides suck but I side with the empire for one reason. In a senecio were the Dragon Borne decides to reunite humanity the Empire has a much larger and more diverse power structure then the storm cloaks.

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@SuperLumianaire
@SuperLumianaire - 11.03.2025 22:51

You hate Ulfric because you are a spineless "facet" coward. You are a weak bundle of twigs. Maybe stop having your fudge packed and grow a pair manlet.

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@CyberSlayer128
@CyberSlayer128 - 12.03.2025 16:08

Ulfric has major main character syndrome. He thinks he needs to be the one to lead Skyrim because he can't wrap his head around the very concept of playing the long game. No Talos worship? Okay, we'll just talk about how Tiber Septim is the coolest guy who lived since that doesn't break the terms of the Concordat.

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@LabMatt
@LabMatt - 12.03.2025 18:21

I used to be bitter over the fact that you can't take the dossier straight to Ulfric and reveal the truth to him, but the more I think about it, the more sense it makes. Even if you rub undeniable proof in his stupid face, he would either deny its validity or simply ignore it, make some grand speech about how great he and his cause is, then go back to business as usual.

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@trippellis7359
@trippellis7359 - 12.03.2025 20:10

Nah Ulfric did nothing wrong he is high king of Skyrim a fight is a fight he knew Ulfric could shout and still accept his challenge like a king should have. Balgruf is was paid off in gold he is a traitor. The empire and thalmor are executing Talos worshippers. The empire literally tries to kill the dragon born for no reason. Skyrim is tired of their sons and daughters dying for an empire that doesn’t protect its people or let them worship their main.

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@komandorshepard3083
@komandorshepard3083 - 17.03.2025 04:00

Dark Elves made this video

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@basilsaurus1311
@basilsaurus1311 - 01.04.2025 10:46

Ulfric is a terrible leader in practice and on principle, but damn does he have charisma. When he speaks, it’s hard not to hang on every word. He’s a fantastically-written character, and Vladimir Kulich absolutely crushed it with voicing him.
“Legends don’t burn down villages.”

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@thebluepsycho4947
@thebluepsycho4947 - 13.04.2025 04:11

I love when people upload videos about why they don’t like Uifric using the same shitty arguments from 2013

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- 15.04.2025 03:32

100% accurate explanation of the situation.
133 dislikes are from fools who refuse to see the truth that is in front of them.

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@5BBassist4Christ
@5BBassist4Christ - 24.04.2025 07:52

It's ironic that Ulfric is so butthurt about the Empire "betraying the people" in signing the White-Gold Concordat, while he himself believes that the White-Gold Tower fell because of information he gave the Thalmor. So, he cracked under severe pressure and hurt all of Tamriel, but when the Emperor cracks under severe pressure he's got to burn down the Empire?

Granted, this belief that Cyrodil fell because of his information is wrong, but you would still think he would sympathetic to Titus Mede's dilemma. At least the Emperor's bad decision came from considering his people, not just his own suffering.

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@anthonyp6896
@anthonyp6896 - 30.04.2025 11:12

It's not just the stormcloaks that felt betrayed by the empire the red guards also felt betrayed and so hammerfell left the empire and became an independent country

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@anthonyp6896
@anthonyp6896 - 30.04.2025 13:54

A United empire can be better for everyone

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@babygiraffeman
@babygiraffeman - 05.05.2025 08:50

i love elder scrolls shxt, thanks for talking about elder scrolls shxt.

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@Casboof
@Casboof - 05.05.2025 20:42

You hate him because you are a milk drinking kneeler. When your own government allows roving bands of foreign death squads to persecute your people for their religion then that is a government that no longer has the strength to protect its people. There is literally no argument against this.

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@EmperorCaligula_EC
@EmperorCaligula_EC - 06.05.2025 01:34

I hope they make the Imperial Side winning canon in ES6.

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@7CH-912-CC3
@7CH-912-CC3 - 06.05.2025 20:43

blah blah blah... Thalmor is weak, they wont be able to take tamriel as long as the dragonborn is around, no matter what side wins the civil war.

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@rayquaza1245
@rayquaza1245 - 08.05.2025 08:08

The Thalmor supporting Uflric is literally the Germans supporting Vladimir Lenin during WW1.

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@gavinl1565
@gavinl1565 - 11.05.2025 18:00

Before I watch this. Let me say this the empire only has three provinces cryodill, high rock and Skyrim. If the second great war happens do you actually think Nord would willing fight for a empire that banned their idol? No I don't think they will I see many nords refusing to fight for a dieing empire. Two talos in the form of wolf in Morrowind says the empires time is done. And further more I personally believe the elfs are going to win no matter what we do.

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@jorgelobo1381
@jorgelobo1381 - 12.05.2025 13:10

The more you think about it the more you realize how similar Ulfric and Trump are 😂😂😂

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@szablewdlon
@szablewdlon - 12.05.2025 22:23

Ulfric didn't get much of a choice. If you read into the lore, you'll know that all the Nords that fought in the Legion were basically betrayed by the Empire. Ulfric among them. And what's more, the Empire even tried to backstab Hammerfell because Hammerfell's rebellion has been going exceptionally well against the Thalmor. Ultimately, it's just the greed of the Empire determined to maintain their rule over the entire planet that is their own actual weakness. You can't blame Ulfric for doing what Hammerfell did and rebel. Thalmor cannot maintain an occupation over the entire planet, which is why they resort to using the Empire to do their dirty work for them.

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@aysseralwan
@aysseralwan - 12.05.2025 22:50

About the war crimes at Markarth: No Reachmen in the Mines named Ulfric as the one who did the crimes and the book is written by an Imperial. So there is a possibility that the crimes were committed by the Jarl of Markarth who asked for Ulfric's aid along with the Imperials and blamed it on him. Not that I came up with the idea but I think I first heard that valid criticism of the book from the boys of the channel Fudgemuppet

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@aysseralwan
@aysseralwan - 12.05.2025 23:10

Also I am neither a Stormcuck supporter nor a Simperial OF donator but saying independent Skyrim can't survive is just an argument out of fear of what happens without the status quo. Every nation or Empire at one point or another will have to do sth drastic to stay in power or gain independence and it will always cost a lot. There's no best time for a rebellion. Also we totally don't factor in that Skyrim could make alliances and even if not you basically can't invade Skyrim. It's surrounded by mountains who can be defended and the Sea of Ghosts to the north which is known for being unpredictable and stormy but even if it isn't amphibic invasions are also a logistical nightmare

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@arielshligman2146
@arielshligman2146 - 13.05.2025 21:44

but letting elf Nazis walk around arrest and murder people for saying talos blees when some one sneezes is smart yeah how about allowing the same Nazi state to openly spy on the highest position of power in every political office in the empire

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@NigelUltra
@NigelUltra - 15.05.2025 11:55

He sounds like a more interesting version of Trump with less bankruptcies to his name and (for now) more violence.

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@Angerember
@Angerember - 16.05.2025 12:25

The inhabitants of Reach are so peaceful, lol. Ulfric is based, and the Empire can only spread propaganda and lies against him. It has essentially collapsed since the destruction of the Ammulet of Kings. After the Nords overcome the Empire, they will ally themselves with Hammerfell and, from that point on, will already be more powerful than what remains of the so-called Imperial Legion.

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@stevencase3289
@stevencase3289 - 16.05.2025 16:17

imperials are cucks, those who sacrafice freedom for security will get neither.

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@forward-most-thoughts
@forward-most-thoughts - 16.05.2025 17:56

'Ulfwic is wacist!' Brought to you by the same author that wrote 'The Bear of Markarth'

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@darrellrayonroblox
@darrellrayonroblox - 16.05.2025 19:59

The stormclaoks are the maga of Skyrim. Growing up is realizing that they were wrong and stop supporting them and join the empire.

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@VonDoogan
@VonDoogan - 17.05.2025 05:54

"Skyrim is for the Nords" says the nordic warrior, "uh... yeah" says the lizard wizard thieving assassin who only uses a sword for enchanting xp

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@dangerousboxx666
@dangerousboxx666 - 19.05.2025 15:55

This is the biggest piece of Reachman and Imperial propaganda ever. The Reachmen were already radicalized lol, they just took over Markarth.

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@milijanpetrovic7170
@milijanpetrovic7170 - 20.05.2025 03:30

I find Ulfric to be rather compelling and smart compared to many other starting Imperial aligned jarls who are bigger morons than Ulfric is. Especcially the biggest fool and hypocrite aka Balgruuf the Greater. Most people never try to understan his character and just jump at the conclusions. And the empire it ain`t Septim empire. Septim empire fell after Ocato was assassinated. And don`t forget Nords are natural sailors and actually do have warships, Ulfric does have standing army especially if he wins civil war. And enemy would have to march across Cyrodill or Hammerfel to even reach Skyrim, Even sailing there would be challenge.

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@jaeger7272
@jaeger7272 - 22.05.2025 09:17

Biggest Imperial propaganda I've ever seen you milk drinker

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@AngloSaxon450
@AngloSaxon450 - 27.05.2025 09:41

Ulfric is right Skyrim belongs to the Nords. Ulfric will free Skyrim from a corrupt and dying Empire. He is the embodiment of a Nord hero and uses the power of the thu'um like the Tongues of old! Ulfric did right in killing Torygg and any other puppet of the Empire, these Imperial lackey's turn a blind eye to the Thalmors influence in Skyrim and of the Empire. The Empire is rotten and has had it's institutions and influence infiltrated by the Thalmor. The Empire have allowed the Thalmor to roam Skyrim for 25 years killing and kidnapping innocents all in the name of a treaty signed in a foreign land by a foreign army.

The Empire is weak, so weak that it condemns the Nords for rebelling against oppressive laws that ban their faith and worship of a literal real god which is Talos. It's pure delusional insanity that people support an Empire that has been in a suicidal free fall since the Oblivion crisis. The nail in the coffin is the day the Empire signed the White-Gold Concordat. Freedom for Hammerfell and the Redguards? Well freedom for Skyrim and the Nords too.

People say Ulfric is short sighted or dumb yet the opposite is true, it's the Empire which allows this conflict to drag on, it's the Empire which betrayed it's own God and it's own people, it's the Empire that capitulates to the Dominion. The Empire has sent its Legions to govern Skyrim. They have enlisted the Nords own countrymen to their cause. They have set brother against brother, father against son. They have caused Skyrim to battle itself in their name, for their cause. Ulfric see's all this and that is why he fight's the Empire to free Skyrim from both Imperial and Thalmor influence.

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@anthonyp6896
@anthonyp6896 - 01.06.2025 19:14

I said ball Griffith the greater should be high King

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@anthonyp6896
@anthonyp6896 - 01.06.2025 19:26

Are you not an empire may be the best chance of stopping the Dominion

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@anthonyp6896
@anthonyp6896 - 01.06.2025 19:26

The empire might be the best chance of stopping the Dominion

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@anthonyp6896
@anthonyp6896 - 01.06.2025 19:28

The empire might be weak but people forget the Great war happened 30 years ago to 25 years ago that's plenty of time for multiple generations of new imperials filling up the ranks of the empire and even now in cyrodiil the empire is most likely still growing and becoming more powerful

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@HomelessUndeadCleric
@HomelessUndeadCleric - 03.06.2025 00:40

Damn elves... Stealing our jobs!

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@hahano1121
@hahano1121 - 12.06.2025 02:14

Whilst I think it is, practically, better if ulfric didn't start his rebellion, after he did, skyrim remaining part of the empire became unfeasible. Half of skyrim were willing to turn against the empire for talos, so the thalmor have every right to flood skyrim to root it out, and try to provoke civil war 2. I suspect separation became completely necessary.

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@WhosComment
@WhosComment - 15.06.2025 10:32

Can't wait to go back to Morrowind and restore the glory of the Dunmer. It's inevitable.

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@Avarant
@Avarant - 20.06.2025 01:06

THIS DOESNT FEEL FAMILIAR TO CURRENT EVENTS…

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