Good news! Congress is cutting food stamps, but America is getting a golden dome! #dailyshow

It should be called the "CON-Dome"

Golden Dome... Is that a reference to his toupée?

Great. Trump is doing something we've already been working on for 4 decades. That's about par for the course I guess lol.

Golden Wiffle Ball

Go Irish ☘️

How much do you wanna bet that Trump will say that only the states that voted for him will be covered

For as long as i can remember, there has always been countries who want to do harm to the United States and its citizens.

Yes, it's expensive, but we need something solid to protect ourselves.

The Golden Dumb following the Iron Dumb. Wow !!

Since he's 'friends' with ALL the fascists that have missiles capable of reaching the U.S., why do you NEED it?
Sounds like a 'golden parachute' to make his retirement landing a little softer, to me

Dude isn't this just what what lead to the downfall of the USSR?

Why don't you tell us who got the contract to build such a DOME?

the "but somehow" is hilarious because not even he knows why he's making up these things

Golden Arches and now Golden Dome

Finally billions for protection against a thing that has never happened

Pay your bills firt.!!

No gold jfc

Somebody's gonna make a ton of money building this BS

Without even checking the details, I’m going to guess that ‘dome’-ing a small country like Israel is a whole lot easier than ‘’dome’-ing a massive country like the United States. 🙄

He just only cares about attention! Taco Trump! Lol

Oh, I thought the Rotunda was going to be covered in some nice gold leaf. The way gold is going that's how much it would cost.

How about A Cheap Dome Around Him
He Is Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

We should use lasers and call it star wars.......

if king Midas was real gold today would be next to worthless due to inflation...

Trump is a bit similar, everything he touches turns into shyte

Tangerine Palpatine strikes again

Hmmm... GOLDEN DOME...GOLDEN SHOWERS ..YEA, ITS CLOSE TO HOME FOR TRUMP

Billions and Billions and Billions of dollars from the Medicaid and Medicare cuts 👏👏👏 great job thrump

He is not Donald he is Dagobert.🫣

Almost all of the countries GDP comes from blue state.
Blue states provide the money that the red states need to survive.
But no, and Trump and the Republican Party if they only cover some states will cover just the Red States.

Oh yeah, well I have a DIAMOND DOME!!!

No no no.. not the golden dome - its the golden bone...

Why not Platinum Dome?

Does the golden dome protect from golden showers? I know Trump loves those.

From the Psalms: "May his days be few in number,
May another take his place of leadership." 🙏

$542B is nothing after Trump made $5.1T in 2 hrs in Saudi Arabia

umm. aren't we still workin' on that wall ? we gonna have everyone Mexico pay for the golden dome, too...?

This is why we need more campaign volunteers for democratic socialists

Because there are so much missle attacks

As if missiles can strike the usa.

Trump is going to leave this country as gaudy as Liberace living room!😂🤣😭

" TACO "and WHO is attacking the U.S. with missiles and rockets. "TACO" is the DUMBEST P.O.S. to ever live !!

"Selective" means only the stares that voted for Trump. Don't expect anything more. He had to be convinced that a certain county in California consists of people who hoted for him before he could approve disaster relief for them. That's the way he works.

Who is launching rockets into the mainland USA exactly? Canadians are just visiting less and buying less stuff from the US. It doesn't seem like they are planning anything just yet, although i am sure Donald thinks they are nasty for some reason. Maybe he had a planning application turned down in Toronto or something?

Trump will only cover his properties 😅

Leave Washington D.C. out of the dome!

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ASAP: a golden prison cell dome for the fake felon president!!😮

Once again, the media is suckered into another trump distraction!!😮

Old Donny is mixed up with the golden arches. Big mac with ketchup pls!!😮

Donny Taco 2 dolls is a confirmed idiot.

I think he's taken 1 too many golden showers! Ask Putin!