Chris D'Elia and Tom Cruise are Scientologists

i used to work at starbucks man lol i would have tried to be really serious with helping you but afterwards the laughter would just burst out of me if i explained it to a colleague

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO99L

Chris I am convinced me and you are cut from the same flash and the more I watch and listen with a listing ear it hits that deep O.M.G he is on the same intensity and have the right way of intelligence to drill it in to the heart to who's listing and the amount of funny your fixing to deliver to them is going to cause them frontal-lobe damage if they understand it correctly 😎. Your on that next level course and I'm with you and don't understand why anyone would want to be anything other than the sexy smell were spreading around I bet sometimes you have moments were you are understanding something for the first time you start feeling like it might possibly change my default settings and that is not supposed to happen in nature.
keep giving everyone the Rockstar with the levels of intense sexual tensions to have tantric experiences and ain't letting nothing stop it "my babies" etc ....chil-bumps

Imagine cruise and delia were in the SAME area when you hear ERRRRR!! Thta guy is getting saved fosho

apparently if you see a 12 year old girl you stop too!

Chris "Car Crash Hero" D'Leia.🤣🤣🤣

😅

I come back to this about once every 30 days, usually after I stop at a Starbucks and stare at the lady from back of the glass 😂

goddamn beautiful

Sure

I remember listening to this still makes me DIE funniest shit ever

I'm running out of that cafe so fast that even the toilet paper stuck to my shoe offers to help.

Shout out to whoever put the "take a look around" instrumental in the background of the original interview

This is the one of the silliest of all the silly goose times 😂

Ok I was drunk and the title and his sarcasm at the beginning I thought he was serious 😂

Chris Delia's mind is the scientific reaction after taking Adderall. And mind you, it's all off the top. This man is a genius....I mean scientologist.

Everytime he played the audio from TC, Chris' shapeshifts into him. He's the Messiah. In fact, I would love for Chris to play Jesus in a comedy. Can you imagine?

"THAT DOESN'T HELP TURTLES"

I love how he interrupts himself 😂

Imagine he’s watching cops.

so goood dude

Does this mean that brendan schaub is also a scientologist?

What the fuck is wrong with turtle necks?

My favorite comedian is MacNark Mcnormald

😂😂😂

Peak D'Elia

Funny shit you be saying

Bruh, was this the inception of BOTH the king's speech AND life rips?? That's crazy!!

He's legit Spider-Man w/ a drink carrier.

In Norway its a law that states that the three first vehicles that arrives at a collision or a car accident have to stop and help. Then that must mean that all Norwegians are scientologists by law😩…

I thought it was Chris dEh-le-ah. Not Chris deh-EE-le-ah

This is easily one of my fav bits from your entire podcast history. Absolute gold! 🤣🤣

all of you after seeing the new top gun finally get what it's like to be a scientologist

You're not a scientologist, Big Chris, because you haven't paid enough money to be one

Still my favorite
“I hear a fender bender.. I RUN”
“DOESNT HELP 🐢”

Seems like something they would silence

This story lives in my mind rent free

I'm Scientologist now

I know this sounds stupid and not real, but it is! LOL I'm a security officer and one of my co-workers is a former California Highway Patrolman. He said he responded to a car accident and when he got to the scene TOM CRUISE was there helping the people involved! lol and when he told me that story I immediately thought to this moment in the podcast. And I never forgot it!

No way would I leave if you were going to 'be right back with my order' My order is a Mocha Frappachino made with skim milk with an extra pump of mocha and 2 shots of espresso and no whip cream. 😂😂😂

She's not scared but her conditions seem to have some sort of a control factor which Rogan thinks would be unfair. It is the biggest podcast in the world, showing her human side might be beneficial.

The full episode to this was gold. Anybody know where I could find it??

I just don’t get how you wouldn’t laugh at this. There’s something wrong with you if you don’t think this is funny

I miss this Delia he is funny but these older podcasts make me laugh all day long