Northbound Action Caught at Effingham on CN/IC after departure of Northbound Amtrak CNO on 29 January 2023.
Anyone able to Correctly Identify Individual holding MY Coffee Mug may Claim A $1.380 (in Belly-Button Lint) REWARD by being the 86th Caller to 867-5309 on 31 February 2023 from a Public Payphone on the 189th Floor of McCormick Place in Chicago between 25 or Six to Four.
Individual is Approximately 6' 2" in Height and Weighs 220 Lbs, Short Greying Hair and goes by the Aliases of "Hayleigh" or occasionally "Super Nintendo".
Subject is though to be relatively Harmless... and has no Known Criminal Record Except for a Single Count of Salivating in Public while Contemplating Possible Model Locomotive Purchases at a Recent Model Train Exhibit in Saint Charles, Missouri.
(Charges were Later Dismissed only after Plea Agreement was Reached by Which Subject Agreed to only Purchase a Limited Amount of Rolling Stock at Said Show)
...be Sure to Ask for Special Agent 'Jenny' if You can Provide Accurate Information... if not, Please Return Clean and Unused to the Nearest Authorized Recycler.
Reward MAY be Subject to Local, State and Federal Taxes. Offer Void in All 50 of the United States, it's Territories and the Washington, D.C.
(ESPECIALLY the Washington, D.C.)
Special California Proposition Warning:
" Said to Contain Chemicals Known to the State of California to Cause Cancer and/or Permanent Reproductive Harm. "
No Animals were Harmed during the Production of this Videography.
(... although a few might have become a little Damp...)
Bruno Biava ⚓