Sam Hyde & Nick's WILDEST Car Salesmen Stories ft. Charls Carroll

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the guy was definitely listening to Mark Levin

This is why I come here

Sitting and eating like pigs slurping into the mic. Yeah that's what the listeners wanna hear!

fix the camera.

I have gone off on an old coworker before. I felt Nick on that one

Not funny nick

Island time, baby

Sam and Charls burying the hatchet from the oast is the most signifigant thing to happen in the world if podcast's/comedy/content creating in the last 10-15 years

You buy the "top shelf" product and pay a "freelancer" -journeyman - to install it

You just got partnered up with a black what do you do?

Im smoking marlboro red and eating chocolate like a GI, im about to vomit it up

You know how long it takes blood to freeze??? A week!

I heard you say /-/¿}/\/\@|\|

There is a special type of bitter, unfulfilled woman who seeks out a customer service job as an opportunity to be rude to people over the phone. It’s usually small, non-corporate entities. And it’s their way of getting back at the world

What yall tryna do to me?

"You don't think I've heard you say nigHUMAN"

You knew/know the person/company is full of semen like rod stewart when they claim "covid material shortage".... I worked 2 months at a company who wouldnt supply rubber boots or ppe when I was there during covid, and EVREY day I had to ask their supply shop if my boots came in yet. My manager called me lazy for wating around for a response and every name under the book, but the npcs excuse for his company taking over 1 month to get my boots "supply chain issue" I called him out and the other lazy bastards there, showing I coukd have drove to walmart or ordered the same pair off amazon myself and had them sooner. I didnt last long there 😂 Glad because that was the only time I ever wore a mask and from wearing that piece of shit at work for 1 month I had breathing problems for at least 6.

Those businesses are meant to relieve morons of thousands of $ they want to spend on junk, you as the cu(ck)stomer are expected to wait around for days on end for their AI schedule bot to put you earlier on their remote technician's route. Thank you for doing your part partaking in the bidenconomy.

What about morticians in Rhode Island?

Satan saves

i had a rental corolla once. not sure the year but same body style as 2014. honestly it was the worst car ive ever driven. im 5'8" 160 lbs. i could barely fit. my knee was lodged between the door and the steering wheel. i was very nervous about getting into an accident. you will lose your left leg. it could not accelerate fast enough for highway driving. i dont want to say what i normally drive but its nothing special. 270hp v6. its not a fast car but i dont worry about anything. i was legit terrified going on the highway that slow. its really dangerous to be going slower than traffic. and i've never seen a cheaper more plastic dogshit interior. people always praise toyota, and tell you its the only good car company. only get japanese. only toyota is reliable. somethings are more important than reliability. like practicality, comfortability and safety. right after that happened my coworker bought a brand new corolla because his old car, i forget what he had, kept breaking down and needing repairs. he said he didn't want a corolla at all but he was afraid of losing the job because he kept calling out for car trouble. it was the best new car he could afford. first day he got the corolla it was dead in his driveway. had to have it towed to the dealer. wouldnt refund him or give him a new car. said the computer was fried. replaced it under warranty, next day same thing happened. now he's in debt. stuck with a car he hates, and missing work. replaced the computer again and told him if it happens again he would have to pay for the repair. poor bastard.

You can make an 80's slasher horror film with the amount of murder fantasies Nick has lmao

Activision has this rare and immeasurable talent for being absolute losers. Imagine making the money they do and still being greedy CAPITALIST PIGS!!!

Nick expecting the sales lady to beg for his business after he cancelled, is psycho

Sam really helped that guy out, saved him from wasting a lot more money on that toyota. Very chrsitian

damn charls can be annoying as shit. lay off the adderall dude.

Whirled Piece

"You were a loser 40 years ago and you're a loser now. I would have fucked you up back in the day." 😂 dying

Does Nick use drugs or something he’s always buggin or tweakin

Nicks stories are the Best DDDD

“Dayum…YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!”

Who's paying 8k for a coffee machine?

I love getting ads from Kemala Harris mid-video.

nick looks like hes on 2x speed lmao

Human

Nick is right espresso machine techs are just underpaid plumbers. More than half of installing an espresso machine is just connecting it to a water line

WHEN THE BLACK KINGS SPEAK I LISTEN 🗣

The censored word in the thumbnail is one of the most baffling and hilarious things I’ve ever read

Rare likeable Charles moment

Here have some fritos

South county here, can confirm Rhode Island time is real. Not that long ago many businesses around here didn't accept credit/debit cards

thats what the queen would do