Crypto Games Are Beyond Desperate (so we pranked them)

It could work if we had games that properly verified players and KYC identity to ensure unique players and accounts. We have the tech to do that and it could be profitable and fun for everyone! A lot of games have fake users and accounts to make it seem popular and successful they can even game the purchases and airdrops with some insider knowledge. This makes it impossible for normal honest users to get their fair share! We can do it though!

Steam hasn't banned cryptocurrency games and there're a few platforms that integrate with your Steam account! It is definitely far from perfect though but we have learned a lot. After a good launch and paying early players it is difficult to incentivize new players and for it to make sense for them to play. They get way too carried away sometimes!

I am probably going to play red eclipse now!

red eclipse dev was actually willing to take down something on his own
first time ive seen a game dev do that and not just contact the hosting service

My girl gave my a vage strike if you know what i mean

Crypto currency only exists bc the dark web does...😂

This video never gets old. Especially for the red eclipse bit

I remember trying Red Eclipse a while ago - it’s based off of Cube 2 Sauerbraten, which was another amazingly fun open source game I played 8ish years ago. Unfortunately, Red Eclipse didn’t beat out Cube 2 for me, but it was still fun

Red Eclipse seems sick, I'm checking it out

did you try off the grid? i think the game is actually very good. (also for free and crypto stuff is not needed at all)

Heheheheheh..... "Vage" strike.

I love how steam keeps pulling W while Epic games keeps pulling L

like why use epic trash when steam right there!

how epic games can take those games to their store...

welp. i'm sold on trying red eclipse

this guy sounds like no text to speech

That's it im going to create a crypto game since the bar seems to be pretty low. Let's see... What should I call it... Jiggle Physics! Come get your Jiggle coins called "Boings" and shakable NFT's!!! Eyyyy

The funniest part about this is that most nfts make art or take or or get art from others but what they don't realize is that they are exposing the art that they should be blurring and we can straight up just zoom in and screen capture all of their nfts and take it lol. And I barely know anything about crypto. AI art sucks

I did a lot of Hash' n' Slack when i was younger.^^

so are we not gonna talk about how Blade of God X stole Vergil's judgment cut end

ok

Bladeright could be fun if it was done properly, would actually enjoy such a game without all the crap.

Recommed

>A Nigerian entrepreneur

Bro admitting to being the OG Nigerian prince scammer... Or trolling anybody that bothers to read with said meme.

Thinks performance tank is from crypto-miner.

All good, it's just Unreal Engine.

The best part is that you can't even bring crap from one crypto game to another crypto game. It defeats literally the entire purpose of doing what theyre trying to do

I actually loved red eclipse I had no idea this happened

Rofl Vag strike…that sounds illegal

All roads lead to Rome
And all Ethernet Cables lead to China

bro that feeling when he vag strike

"Hash and slack" would be a great description for a super chill afk game. 😂

prank em Jauwn

bro put the "jauwn" in "prank em john"

I thought you were vsauce for a sec

that was amazing, the fact that the guy updated the game to redirect people to the real one is such a brilliant move

This, so much this! Every zoomer is cope seethe rent freeing the coomer doomers and sneed feed and seed, they're locked and KEYED and SOVL and bloomer soulless slop kino peak fiction!

I love how crypto games are so consistently garbage that the game being good made you instantly think it's stolen

I love how you started reviewing a game called vage strike and decided the perfect song had to be piss your pants 😅😂

I like how the cutscene shown seems to suggest that the game is actually called "Vayge" Strike, but Jauwn kept calling the game "Vag" Strike as in "vagina" because the developers are thieves undeserving of respect, so to Hell with what you're supposed to call their stolen game!

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION SOMEONE IS NAMED DIKE!!
arkbound looks like eternium that ive been playing.
Never purchas anything in a free game but would like to see if it has any sketch going on because its really janky