Ron White Near Miss Plane Crash

The oil pressure one had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s just so n so comedy

This guy reminds me of dad

Take it down I don’t care 😂😂😂😂

He is a National Treasure ♥️😂😝

Hey! We're losing oil pressure on one of the engines! 😂

Thats why many planes have two or more engines. If one fails, then You can land (maybe its less easy but it can). If all engines will fail, then fixed-wing aircraft can glide like a glider, but... glide ratio in "normal" planes are couple times less than "real" gliders (about 15:1 instead of about 40:1). However, when something will happen, minor or major, panic is last thing You want - its practically not useful.

Funny

I don't want to walk away!!

GOAT

Ron's a hoot.

I've been quoting this for 20 years and it's STILL funny 😂

Thats the advice I gave my kids when they learned to drive, if youre gonna crash do it right. You dont wanna remember what happened, they are both careful drivers, never a ticket.

I’m here because this bit was removed from Spotify!
Easily one of my favs!

the blue collar comedy tour is probably one of the greatest tours of all time.

RIP Mr. White. You have given my family many laughs and you will be missed!

As someone from Flagstaff, he’s completely accurate

Why do they call a near crash a near miss? If it were a near miss it would mean it crashed right? And then they talk about non-stop flights. If I get on a plane I want to make sure it stops somewhere.

😂😂😂😂😂, 🙏🏽

He’s funnier when he doesn’t use so much profanity.

Levon helm

Hysterical😂

What he did not share was man who took your tickets, luggage, showed you to lobby. Then same guy took your tickets. Loaded your luggage and then used the lighted wands to direct plane from hanger to back up.
Flew weekly for 3 months from Sedona to Vegas.
.Most divorcees live in Vegas during divorce. I had to do it left handed, as I am, and backwards. Which I am not.

You

Welcome to the Donald J. Trump Fowblesburg Municiple Airport, Hair Care and Tire Center..

I've been watching standup for eons, and in my humble opinion this is one of the best jokes ever told. Ron's delivery, sarcasm and every single line is just perfection.

This never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂

Delivery is KEY

Love you Ron, a bazillion times, this starts my day 😂😂😂😂😂

Absolutely Love Ron!😂😂😂😂😂😂

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He is totally hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣🤣🤣✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️🛫🛫🛫🛫🛬🛬🛬🛬🛬

Guy might be nice and generous..but he ain't funny

I flew into lewsoberry, second I said no. Two engines raining...thought I was going to die😁

that guy's got tiny hands

😂😂😂😂

“Flagstaff Airport/Hair Care/Tire Center”… as someone who has had the privilege of visiting that state-of-the-art mecca of aerial navigation & transport, his assessment is spot-on.

I just noticed, his impression of the other guy on the plane sounded a lot like when Bill Hicks does impressions of dopes, and they both kind of sound like that one hippie teacher that Mike Judge did.

Genuine question, do dopes sound like that in Texas? I don't think I've ever encountered that particular variety in my neck of the woods.

I told that joke to a nervous passenger on a flight to California--needless to say it did not go over well. I almost felt bad

I have always loved this joke. Ron, THANKS

I have had many of those days Ron.

How did the Ron White vid "portal" us to here? I don't get it!

Been there 😂

I just flew from PHX to Flagstaff and it was just like this. The pilot said "visibility is low so we add more fuel in case we need to come back!"

“I’d been drinking since lunch and I was like take it down, I don’t care.” 😂👍🏻

Ah, the simple minded americans, so easily entertained.

Ever had one of those days? Yes for the majority of my 20s

my favorite one of his