V/H/S - Movie Review by Chris Stuckmann

The scariest aspect for me was never knowing people's true intentions behind their eyes...

What part did you look away Chris?

12 years late to the party but man good movie. I love found footage and this movie has every segment was awesome. I like the guy getting jabbed in the throat cuz it felt so realistic.
And the alien baby. My gosh lol

Dude I dare you to play Cosmo Dread in VR.
You can't handle it, it's insanely scary!

I didn’t like this movie at all. I felt like all the stories needed far more info or context to make them make sense. Not just random shit happening for the sake of random shit happening. I described it as the writers could only write one paragraph, with a time limit and no way to add or edit what they wrote, to explain the entire story on each “tape” and the directors weren’t allowed to ask a single question that wasn’t in those few sentences to make their video feel complete

This is one of the only movies that creeped me out dam.

Back in 2016 for some reason I was watching this video for the first video of New years at 12:00 am. For some reason every new year since then I've watched this video of some sort of weird tradition that I don't want to give up on. So here I am, 8 years and later still watching this video every New Year's. Cheers!

I miss the old mix of Chris’s music.

I'll read a book if I'm open to interpretation

I had nightmares about this chick for months after I watched this Movie. But for some reason, I could not get her out of my mind...kind of weird... To be honest, that she left that much of an impression on me.

I luv the genre and this one delivers

After all these years i finally watched it. There’s definitely some really good parts, and some ok parts. The best are definitely the first 2, the third was definitely the worst. And the last two were good

I hope u have grown out of the stupid misogynistic thought that gasping and covering your mouth is a "girl" thing. And even if it was a girl thing, how is being a girl bad?

It is a great movie. I want to watch the others now, I just watched the first one the other day

come on!!! that girl looks like some are just walking aroung in Guayaquil and Miami. We have lots of latinas that look more horrible than that lady :-D

the first scene ending was crazy one second, he looked like he would be ok running towards the ppl in the parking lot & then the next second he's airborne & the Cryptoid Vamp Chic got him & flew away

Vhs 2 blew this one out of the water

One of the scenes really fucked me up i think you know the one if you've seen it! Had nightmares for a couple days very effective movie!

Man, this movie wasn’t scary and it wasn’t good. Just a bunch of short film cliche horror. I even was laughing in that house “we’re trapped” and one guy was like “this way” and I said “oH wErE tRaPpEd LeTs Go To ThE bAsEmEnT” Shit, I started falling asleep and even said out loud “this is boring”. I feel like this guy had to have been paid off to give a good review for this movie. It’s not that there’s no story, it’s just a bunch of climaxes with zero buildup. Goes from introducing the characters to climax.

Honeymoon & Emily are the only decent movies in VHS

I watched the full thing stoned and that shit was scary

Amazing review haha, I love how honest you were about being scared. It’s definitely a movie that affects you!

Just a little fun fact about V/H/S (2012), there's actually an alternate ending for 10/31/98 (the final short film from V/H/S (2012)) where the 4 main characters all manage to successfully escape the car before the train smashes into their car and then they all just walk away and talk about how much fun they had and what a crazy night it was, while the train hits the car and it explodes right behind them.

And the most crazy part? It was actually shot in ONE take by the directors of that short film. Crazy, huh?

One of the best horror movies out there.
Sometimes weak acting , except the flawless 1st and 2nd,
But overall great movie

Thanks a lot man you ruined my high school as soon as you made this review I waited for my family to leave I watched them back to back alone all because you recommended the vhs movies

Movies are suppose to impact you for a long time. Anyone who goes to horror movies to make sense of them are really not understanding the movies. You watch movies for entertainment and shock..not logic

I don’t think it’s scary but this movie is still one of my favorites, it’s so entertaining and was honestly ahead of it’s time. Helloooo from 2022 :p

2nd one was the best tf

This movie had some scary shit I had nightmares for a couple days legit shit! ☠️☠️

I actually hated it. SA isn’t scary, it’s triggering, and a lot of it is only that

First time I watched it i loved it, it kept me interested the entire time

This movie was hot garbage. The first story was good but the others were just dumb.

she was scary and all, but I was ok with the slaughter of these drunken idiots. do you drink sometimes. don't act like these guys. ever.

I remember this shit having low ass ratings and this movie series was one of the most scariest shit ive ever seen!

Nothing wrong with random women disrobing

The movie started slow and I almost turned it off. Glad I didn't! Good spooky stuff.

I didn’t know Anna taylor joy was in this movie.

I appreciate avoiding spoilers, thanks. I have yet to see it, but now I probably will.

I honestly only like the 1st tape

Is this a sequel or prequel to the "Siren" 2016 movie?

New one just came out V/H/S 94 but oh boy first and second film were really good ... third one was bit shite but It was like when you're having a bad dream ... ok then let's go to the 4th one!

RIP to all the fallen brothers who have passed away within these last 9 years.

I liked the Chernobyl found footage movie. Lol

Yooo I jumped too! I don't do that shit but this movie...the reveal...freaky. I think it was the eyes and spacing and those teeth.

Scary And fucking crazy

Where's the scarey part ??

If you hate this move, you just suck!

I haven't seen lawless because that makes me grunt like you did!

Lost us!? Your crazy I'm way more interested! They only people you lost at the beginning are people that have no movie taste imo

WOW almost 10 years already , i remember my uncle showing this and digging up the marrow and damn was i afraid of everything for awhile ! 😂