Paul Elia | Detroit Player (Full Comedy Special)

Thanks!

Apple are a walled garden that specifically preys on the technologically ignorant. If they were religions, then iPhone and Android are both flash in the pan new age cults. Flip phones and Linux are the only true path to enlightenment. Otherwise, great special. Thumbs up overall.

Awesome show 👏 🙌 👌

I grew up hearing the term Chaldean in Detroit, and then I hadn't heard it again until just now.

It's funny you make fun of people opposed to theism and the Apple monopoly.

Both have caused a LOT of grief and death.

This dude is hilarious 😂

I'm very...anti religious is the best way to say it. And the whole religion/atheist joke still made at least give a slight giggle. But the android joke is what got me. Lame joke. I guess if you've been brainwashed by apple....the other biggest brainwashing epidemic isn't reallyyyy that far behind 🤣🤣🤣

How is he 100% something that’s NOT A RACE!? 🧐

Damn! Paul had me literally lol at night while my family was asleep & i was supposed to be doing work. Great special, Paul was funny as hell

That was great!

He is 100% Assyrian.

Hilarious. I recently found out through 23 and me that I’m not just an old white guy from a republican family, that I’m not only the father of one girl but two, that my mother was very much from the Middle East not Italy. Turns out I’m not an “all American” redneck, driving a pickup truck after all.😂 But I am a scientist and I love science, it’s way more fascinating, way less contentious than religion, religion is the root of much evil.👹

Didn't know Ross turned to stand up comedy !

I was dying the whole performance !!!

🤣🤣🤣

Just a suggestion, maybe if (you) stopped chanting DTA, the PR could improve.

He can still yell 😂😂😂😂

Girl u freaky

Urine 😂

Great show 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Paul is Boutros in Arabic like UN head boutros boutros Gali …

ngl, this was good! can't decide what i relate to more, that you're from detroit and i'm from muskegon, or that you're middle eastern and i'm not.

Swag

Solid for an Italian American comedian, haha. This guy is funny! Good special!

Baul you killed!!

Hilarious 😂

Nice special. I didn't know what to expect coming in.

Forreal though, JWs don't have birthdays. Or holidays. It's lame.

You trash

I don’t think this man could be any sexier if he tried. YUM!! Exotic, casual, insanely funny and talented, literally my ideal

Fuck apple

A+++

I love that you love God, PLAYER!!!! 😂 I just found you and this comedy special and I loved it 🤗❤️

Looking like Cristen Cole of HOD

😂😂😂😂

Detroit Approved ☑️

So basically he picked all the shitty religions and is filling a void cause he has an Iphone. Weak

Good show. Shirt looks like a pajama top. Haha.

Man I hate it when people say they are "nationality" because their parents came from there. This dude is American not Iraqi. My family came from Netherlands but I am not dutch I am Canadian that how it works.

Put some respect on the special!

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u want cigarette

That thing we didn’t do 😆😆😆😆

Paul, you're funny for an Italian guy 😂

Freaking halarious!
I appreciate you my friend 😂❤

Good plumbing co. Is a dope name

What "thing" ? Good think im the opposite of woke and have no idea whats going on in the world. Dont vote, dont know shyt about wars or politics, feels great