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If oat milk touches my coffee cup I will get a new coffee cup.

The kettle calling the pot black

You're like a superhero

Born Slippy ❤

This one probly would have tasted better if dumped on the ground first.

I don't condone speedball crashes sponsored by oat milk with particulants. But DON'T BE A PUSSY! 👍

What’s funny is that’s the stuff Starbucks uses

Where are you from?

G shit

Burn slippy...memories

Love your videos broski it was good meeting you yesterday at the coffee shop .

Fitting song

Damn thats serious drug mistake

I love your content and I’ve been following your music as it releases. You’re inspiring!

This guy is annoying

Born slippy

Keep up the good fight.... And for God's sake give me a heart

Preparing a speed ball while driving my car with my knee" every addict on those substances has tried that at least once. 🙋

I feel you brother
I had a fender bender in traffic cooking heroin. Lucky me guy was a junkie with no license. We both parted ways kindly.

Oatly is actually Hella good! Especially the barista edition for coffee

Bro I fucking love these 😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was addicted to those substances as well. Oat milk is gross

Ahhh the driving wit ur knee method has wrkd for me many times 😂😂 also failed me many times 🙌🤘 what wonderful memories

Bro I feel like you and me are the same person 😅 no joke, every video I watch it’s like you made a video about my life.

Most repulsive

Speedball lumberjack

😮

You’re not cool because you used to do drugs

Oat milk comes from oak nut nipples.

I didn’t know you could fake vitamins thanks for the education my good sir! Gotta add that to the list.

Moab, Utahan confirmed

Highly informative

Bro you were cooler doing speed balls

Love ur work

Ahhhh the ol make a speedball while driving with your knee trick….difficult but doable

Cheers 🎉

THANK YOU!

You are my spirit animal. ❤

😂😂😂

You're fukn amazing feel free to use this...
“Clean Line (No Cap, No Crutch)”
(Verse 1 – rapid, venomous)
I was smokin’ crack in a Pontiac, heart skippin’ tracks,
Hit the rig with smack, black tar like facts.
Coke in my nose, brain froze in a twitch,
Had a meth pipe burnin’ through my soul like a bitch.

Speedball static—heart pop like a clip,
Pulse dancin’ with the reaper on a heroin trip.
Molly made me think I was God in a rave,
Percs had me pissin’ on the edge of a grave.

PCP dreams, fucked up the scene,
Talkin’ to mirrors, punchin’ at beams.
Yeah, I was cooked, shook, and chemically booked,
Had my life on a leash while Death just looked.

But fuck that needle, that powder, that pill,
I buried that habit on top of the hill.
Now I spit in the face of the fate I was dealt,
Turned my pain to a brand, and the guilt to wealth.

(Chorus – cold and clean)
Quit every fuckin’ drug that tried to own me,
Now the camera’s on and the world gon’ see.
I ain't high, but I’m lit off grind,
Upload that pain, make a dollar off time.

(Verse 2 – nastier, smarter, still fluid)
Fuck methadone, I detoxed with rage,
Broke my chains like a beast out the cage.
Talk that clean shit? I spit it in flames,
Used to be a junkie, now I trademark names.

Analytics boomin’, got fans in the struggle,
Livin’ proof you can hustle out the puddle.
I was fiendin’ in filth, now I monetize truth,
Turn my downfall to a digital booth.

I ain’t preachin’, I’m blastin’—no suit, just wrath,
Broke every rule, now I draw my own path.
Bitch, I beat dope like it owed me a debt,
Now I ghost that pain, every line’s a threat.

Shit got dark, I ain’t lie, I was toast,
But I rose from the rot like I’m hauntin’ a post.
Now the views go up, and the hurt comes down,
Used to die every day, now I run this town.

(Chorus – final hammer)
Quit every fuckin’ drug that tried to own me,
Now the camera’s on and the world gon’ see.
No cap, no crutch, no goddamn lie,
Just a clean-ass line and a bloodshot eye.

(Outro – spoken)
This ain’t recovery, motherfucker—it’s revenge.
I don’t get high no more—I get even.
Camera on. Mic live.
Let’s fuckin go

Oat milk is gross, but I don't give a fuck about any of that bullshit you said it had.

😂

This is Hella funny but im not going to take health advice from this guy 😅😅😅😅

I grew up with a guy just like this

You’re my hero dude. Never be a pu**y

Ppl need this. Thank you for your service to society

I'm watching this over and over for 45 minutes