Racist Turtles Be Like

Hi corey, started reading your book and i was choked to find out that your ex wife now lives in my country here in finland.

That's what they do to get a female in the mood as well. Maybe this was foreplay!

Sometimes you'll see them give a knock-knock ram the back of the shell before attempting to mount.

Turtle power lol

Well, we got racist roads, why not turtles?!