Nick Explains How to NOT Get The Bubonic Plague | The Nick Di Paolo Show

Why did he quit comedy?

Some of the ebola outbreaks and black plague outbreaks are happening because people are digging up their dead relatives and dancing with them (seriously).

Texas and bubonic plague meh doesnt role off the tongue

Its a fucking groung hog! The dip shits ate it raw, didnt they?

Midnight Express was a great movie! Don't traffic hash in Turkey!

Someone help me out here. Was this the guy on the Louis CK show who got into a fist fight with Louis? That episode was hilarious.

Getting the production value up, good job. That canned laughter though, come on, you can do better than that you cheap Italian.

Might I make a suggestion for Nick? No disrespect you're a great comic that clearly knows how to use the English language to his benefit, but your out I just think you would come across better if you said ok see you jackoffs later good night. Or something like that instead of see you later, jackoffs. See putting that pause in there just gives it a much more serious feel to it. Anyway maybe I'm wrong I got high before watching this and get sidetracked on weird shit like that easy. Hahaha ok keep up the good work Nick.

Fun fact: The black death was brought to Europe by Mongolians in the middle ages

Love the show. Hate the sycophantic laughter from off screen.

"Honey, I just put diversity in my mouth, what could possibly go wrong?"

Brad Davis starred in the Midnight Express, his best performance by far. It's a classic

Looks like Michael Cohen....hysterical....love u Nick

I fucking HATE marmots. They destroyed the electrical in the motor rooms of ski lifts. I beat one to death with a shovel one summer when working in a motor room, and trying to remove the corpse with said shovel was like trying to remove 12 pounds of furry jello.

Come and do stand-up in Hagerstown MD.

Just here for my daily fix of nick dipaolo

im having anxiety someone helllllp pleAse

Fleas are the real culprit to the plague.

Thank you Nick...Love this channel...That last last special was awesome...TY...

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i died of eating marmot kidneys -billy

Stop protecting the stupid people nature takes care of the dumb ones if you don't protect them.

Midnight Express great movie . About Billy Hayes he was from Babylon, NY

" It Looks like Michael Cohen " Hilarious...

The first I became aware we still have plague around was in the early 1990's. I was out in the wilderness mountains of Northern California, many miles from any towns, gold mining. I came across a sign way out there that warned that the fleas may carry Bubonic plague.

I loved that movie

A lot of idiots pay good money to eat uncooked or undercooked food. Not me.

Lucky for you Artie didnt put his stash in your bag . BTW , there's no semon on my keypad .... I only jack off on my phone .

i went to look. that rat really did look like that other rat.

Hope you don't mind. But I've made a fan made Trailer of your new special. Which I changed the poster art due to that "controversial". If you don't like it, I'll can take it off for your request Sir. Description below.

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Funny stuff, but I would lose the studio audience.

Russel Peters + Joe Gatto = Nick Di Paolo

Where did I hear such a story? From Nick. Can you believe the nerve of this asshole asking me this shit. Ty Nick

Actually Artie probably had his stash up is ass, and there's not a customs agent in the universe that would go near that black hole!

Ah Turkey...don't go off the beaten path.

Bubonic plague is endemic to California. It is dormant in the squirrel population. My husband had it as a child when he was bitten by a squirrel in the Imperial Valley. He had to have lymph nodes removed from under his arm. He was very ill for two weeks.

California is in desperate need of a tidal wave, not a tsunami.

Ate one of those last week, had the runs for a couple of days but I'm fine now!

Marmot is a squirrel, a large one. It’s a delicacy. Don’t be scared, you just need to know how not to get the bacteria.

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