My wife sends me some INSANE texts #couple #marriedlife

You got crazy one 😂

lol We can do
10 +5 if you wanted 14 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whne is obviously when but I'm not sure that helps 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have a lovely hubby taking time to learn your native language 😊❤😂😂😂

Girl…. 😂 I’d never get the right items when I ask if someone will pick up a few things from the store if I didn’t double check my texts BEFORE tapping send ! 😂😂😂

i think i have realized that she is just barely on the functional side of Autism

😂❤This is freaking my best buddy neighbor! She speaks English and Spanish, but texts are gibberish! Idk how to communicate!😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The first and last ones I got 😂 my bestie and I text each other like that sometimes (she’s the one texting like that most of the time if not all the time though and I only do it on occasions) to the point I can easily decipher what she’s saying

I know two people that text just like that so on this one I feel you bro lol

Is she doing like talk texting where shes saying the words in like the baby voice and it translates to those? lol

My kind of math lmao I can't breath either I'm laughing so hard

Her phone is locked in drunk text mode 😂

10+5 wanna 14? A bizarre 69 😲🫣🤣🤣🤣

Do they not have auto correct in your corner? 😅

😂😂😂 not me over here adding and subtracting trying figure out what Meghan talking about 😂😂😂

Ok. A theory, there where packages of 10 and 5, jack wanted 14 of them so she suggested they take a package of the 10 and a package of the 5 to reach the closest to 14

My mom only tests by using speech to text, and hardly ever checks before she sends it-

So my dad gets some pretty interesting shopping lists like- Nipple cabbage
Roman lettuce
Mommy's milk (and that is actually on purpose-)

You guys a cute couple

Why she text like my grandma?

maybe text to speech is more of her thing

The tone on w-ne!! Had me in stitches!!😂😂😂 what does that even mean!!😂😂 jack killed me😂

It's that ADHD flavor. My husband never understands me

I am Italian and I can tell "Venti" means "Twenty" in Italian.

Yall cracking me up, great stuff. Bro you have a diamond.

Thats the ADHD talking 😂

😂😂😂😂

I'm still searching the comment that decipher the message

Wow, it looks like Elvish from Lord of the Rings 😅🤣😂

She is so lovely so forget all her mistakes

That I can have one when I get back

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10 plus 5 if you wanted 14 is definitely hot wings and she just wants 1 which in reality is 3 to 5 plus some fries

You guys are hilarious 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂

There's understanding toddler talk and understanding your spouse's texts. It's a special skill. 🤣

She's almost abd sa em?

I love this lady rofl 😂😂😂😂

Tell her that her texting sucks or her math aint mathing? 😂

Based on that last text, I can extrapolate that your wife has a 50% chance of spelling "and" correctly and only a 25% chance of spelling "over" correctly

She is using short hand

that last one sounds like a scammer trying to get you to send them a gift card

Why do I wanna prank my man with these texts lol

The second one is so obvious

Me when i be texting my bf sometimes..

The math text is so me😭😭😭 it's girl math

His reading takes it over the top😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂 😆 🤣.

This is the same as my wife, I think Google should add wife to english to google translate.

My girlfriend is the same kind of PSYCHOPATH when texting. Sometimes it feels like she's just cursing me and my entire lineage instead of just asking me something.

The 10 plus 5 makes sense if whatever she's talking about only comes in packages of 5 or 10.