What 5000 Hours of HOI4 Does To Your Brain

Thats why the game is called
Hearts of Iron

which country is that he is playing

Losing your girlfriend, job, and getting cancer. I'm just missing one of those to complete the unholy trianity.

I can only relate from Dota 2. Yup.

Tommy: I'm obvuisly just kidding am I?
Sodier: Да (Yes)

-"Sir, your whole family died in a car accident"
-Very low casualties, I'm still seeing green everywhere

Oh my god that is so fucking funny. It's like a FLUUMI ITS GOING BONG BONG BONG

Is he?

"Sir you've just been fired from your job, your three children have died in a car crash, your wife has left you and your grandmother has terminal cancer-"
"yeah but this encirclement is dope"

this guy literally is wolf of wall street

BING BING BING POW POW POW cocaine

Was expecting him to stub his toe at the end.

its like a flummi *flummi noises* lmao

That's just being German though.

What is original video?

Ironic
You play a War simulation game and you lose your humanity

Yeah well I have 10k hours

deutsch

That game speed causes me anxiety.

"It's like a flummi" xd

It’s like Waterloo

Only 780 hours of EU4 and I already have nightmares about fighting France late game and I get really stressed whenever I'm trying to do a world conquest.

Well im dat point but is true nothing can hurt me... in not physical meanings, a bullet can still hurt me :v

What country is it?

am I going crazy or is Poland both at war with him and not at the same time. Like their armies are red, but their land is at peace. WTF

but is he?

...and then when nothing bothers you anymore you want to live.

It's like a Flummi!

"I have 5k hours in HOI4. You think I can get hurt? You think... They could call me right now, "Your entire family died in a car crash." I'd be like, "Huh, well. I still have to do 2 achievements tho, so it can't be that bad."

-TommyKay 2021

Am i?

Tommy's family dies
Tommy: this pain is nothing compared with the pain of 3 unfinished achievements

Family is expendable but HOI4 achievements are forever

I am 1/5th of the way to being dead inside.

Same thing happens when you play league but it's magnified even more by inbreds

Phone rings
Oh, hi Mom!

I love how epic the music is for how pathetic the explanation is

Da

Sadly he is not kidding

"You cant kill me in a eay that matters"

5000 hours? Filthy casual

Clickbait

It's called " Hearts of Iron " for a reason

I felt that.. how he said FLUMMI

He became the very thing he seek to play.

"Its like a Flummi" hahahaha

Is True 😎

ISP shared his knowledge with dommy

nobody can rob a naked man

my guys acting like it's an event where he lost 5 man power

What's the music playing?

100% agree