What Questions Should You Ask At A Party?

This is about how I feel abt any opening small talk like that. Pleased to meet you, answer my memory quiz justifying your existence GO!! Like as an adhd person, someone jumping straight to asking personal history questions is so distressing, I literally cannot recal what I was doing that same morning unless the association occurs to jog my memory, that shit needs to be warmed up to. It doesn’t show they’re interested, it shows they want to use you as a prop for their personal entertainment

These questions only raise more questions

Is that mac demarco?

"How did you get that scar?"

For 95% of men that is a great conversation starter.

"are you interested in dating?"
"When are you gonna start dating?"

This feels like one of those social interaction tutorials for autistic people 😭😭

ARASHA ON DROP OUT YAYYYYYYY

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.





RIP Mitch

“How did you get that scar” is the only one I’d ever use and only with the right kinds of scars.
Mainly because I have lots of scars and most of their stories are funny, but not everyone’s are!

I feel like a lawyers, notary and legal documents should be involved in any interaction with any living being. Information exchanged in the interaction can not legally leave the interaction unless all living beings in the interaction agree that information shared in the interaction can legally leave the interaction. Any way of sharing the information can not be used and given to all living beings outside the interaction unless legally agreed on by all living beings in the interaction. If the legal trust of the interaction is broken by beings that broke the legal trust of the interaction will be legally punished by the living beings in the interaction whoes legal trust was broken by living beings in the interaction.

All autistic ppl already have this list unironically memorized

"Among the masses, who do you think is most right, politically?"

This reminds me of my 6th grade health class giving "how do you find time to play golf" as an example of an open ended question you could ask to make friends

It's like she's my extended family

no cause this is stuff i would ask

It's even more effective if you just slide into the next question during their answer. Don't forget to add crude observations randomly throughout

At the right moment with the right person, these are actually great questions to develop a rapport with someone new. Id prefer one of these questions to small talk (in some situations)

I'm gonna be so good at parties now! Thanks Katie!

"Have you worn wigs?"
"Will you wear wigs?"
"When will you wear wigs?"

Drake, where's the door?

Every time this channel pops up on my feed I get strong HR department who fired everyone problematic and all who are left are alcoholic day drinkers playing off as sober but are all trying to keep the secret by being nice to each other vibes.

Honestly these are great questions

Do you *still do drugs

Who did you vote for?

this woman is the funniest on earth. i don't know what it is but every time i see her in something i'm dying

What is your mother's maiden name?

Asking all them questions…

Where's Wallace? Where the F is Wallace?

In a family reunion:
Did you marry for love or not being single?

Do all of your siblings share a father?

these are just gianmarco soresi's go-to questions to his audience members (/j)

The one person who said “Yeah” after “Do you do drugs?” 😂

Literally questions I’m asking in the first 3 dates

I am also asking myself "Why do you think you're still single?"

Lmao yes 🙌

Trapp, where is Pat?

I like that this just became a primary school classroom halfway through

Funny... these are the questions my therapist asked me at our first appointment

Sam, where are you from?

Why are you gae? 👩🏿‍🦲

Where are you from Sam?

Are your parents still together, Smartypants PR person?

How did you get so pregnant?

Trapp just vibing like Katie's playing his favourite song