A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information

5 years later and shrinkflation is even more of a problem. I forgot they started doing it a while ago.

I have a princess diane beanie baby, it unfortunately does not have the ear tag but it does have one on its rear!

The cookie advice was useful as hell

This isn't useless

"If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?"

"If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?"

"Which orange came first — the color, or the fruit?"

"If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?"

"If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?"

"If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?"

"If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?"

"When we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?"

"If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?"

"How do you throw away a garbage can?"

"If you buy a bigger bed, you’re left with more bed room but less bedroom."

"Why aren’t iPhone chargers just called 'Apple Juice'?"

"If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"

"When you feel bugs on you even though there are no bugs on you, are they just the ghosts of the bugs you’ve killed?"

"When you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren’t you the vacuum cleaner?"

"Nothing is ever really on fire, but rather fire is on things."

"If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair?"

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Why is it called taking a dump when you’re leaving it?"

"Being down for something and being up for something mean the same thing."

"If you’re in the living room, and you pass away, did you die, or are you just knocked out?"

"Why is the pizza box a square if the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle?"

"Why is it called a building when it’s already built?"

"How does a sponge hold water when it’s full of holes?"

"The blinks of your eyes get removed from your memory."

"What would happen if Pinocchio said, 'My nose will grow now?'"

"Actors pretend to work."

"People who need glasses just got bad graphics."

"Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies, when you cook bacon and bake cookies?"

"Do clothes in China just say, 'Made down the road?'"

"If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?"

"If you’re invisible, and you close your eyes, can you see through your eyelids?"

"A fire truck is actually a water truck."

"Why are deliveries on a ship called cargo, but in a car, it’s called a shipment?"

"If one teacher can’t teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all subjects?"

"Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?"

"What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time? Does it take a screenshot?"

Please do another video of this

It's not Canadian Geese, it's Canada Geese. There's 5 seconds of correction for you.

Useless fact: oldest and earliest born mean practically the same thing.

Well its less about why and more about relaxation. Defuse the brain can boost creativity and productivity later on as the waves inside the nerves switch like a nap but with your eye open yet not quite

Based

It’s election night 2024. Coming to terms with the fact that the fight against climate change is over. This is the only thing I know to get to sleep. ❤

A solid 15 mins wasting his time, plus editing for 2 hours😂😂😂

INTP 🧟‍♂️

School : these are pathetic numbers

Intp?

Ok the best Crayola Crayon color is Purple Mountains Majesty. 😁

LUBBOCK MENTION

the vibe i bring to the function

How do you survive a bear attack

Ok, love this, but am I the only one who is stressed out by the counter?🤣

Still love listening to this series

This isn’t useless!

Thank you so much I use this video so that I can sleep, I can't sleep without someone saying anything to me🥰🫶

Joke's on you, I'm watching these to beat others at Trivial Pursuit!

Love how most of the top comments talk about comparing this series to school 🙏

no bc i literally had that purple bear when i was younger idk where it is

this video is 16 mintues and 43 seconds long

If you have an open mind you can learn from these interesting videos or stay ignorant !

In the year 1955 my husband worked for GRAPE FAMER IN CALIFORNIA THE FARMERS NAME WAS GEROGE LUKES ! No not the Star Wars GEROGE LUKES ! Not sure 🤔 if I spelled the last names correctly! I APOLOGIZE IF SO !😢

This is a little known fact that isn’t of interest to anyone on the planet 🌎 ! However I am going to write here in case someone maybe intrigued by the coincidence of names ! 😊

…I have 2 of the princess diana beanie baby bears…

his eyes stare right at my soul he seems like he want to remind of my project that I just postponed 5 minutes ago. OH shit I need to go back now

Anyone else like to draw while watching these?

anyone else like to fall asleep to these?

I endeavour to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot be glad, content with what cannot be mended and patient when there is no redress.

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler.

Love the useful facts. The comedic useless facts sprinkled in between are pretty good too.

Can confirm, lubbock is boring. The only thing that happens there is dive meets

Canada geese not Canadian

The first piece of useless information is: "This video is sponsored by Squarespace" 🤣

In 2007 spam accounted for 97% of all email. Source - I was a MS Outlook admin for Micrsoft.

IT WORKS! I've been using iPhones for over 15 years and never knew this!

Wow this vid was before covid

Elimination games are not fun. I hate Simon Says.