They Poisoned Humanity’s Wine Only to Learn Humans Were Already Used to Stronger Drinks | HFY Story

😂 I think this was the 3rd "invasion gone wrong" story I've heard & they are pretty good comedies. They'd be great as episodes of a tv sitcom.

This needs to be a short comedy movie

Movie airplane type comedy great story!

Lol this is funny because I'm drinking moonshine!

Imagine trying to figure out how to destroy humans just to find out that what you consider deadly we considered mildly annoying or weak

This wouldn't work on me. I don't drink wine. The only kind I've ever found that like is Sangria that's be in the fridge for 6 months after opening. That's when it gets good.

The story cleverly critiques human habits while portraying them as a strength against alien schemes

Sorry guy, I am a tea totaler!!!

“I’m detecting notes of grapes” is my new favourite wine tasting comment lol😂

"...his uncle's moonshine." ROTFLMFAO!

A day in the life of a deathworlder spawned on planet that is literally one big mixed drink.

Deathworld:Tiamat, The Watery Mother of Monsters. The cauldron that gave life to every horror show from Mosasaur to the Marines

Funny they didn't mention piyotye

"Flavor profile with a hint of grape" is probably the most honest wine review I have heard yet. 😁

We lost an agent after he got into an argument with a local farmer about aliens beeing real, and the ALIEN lost?? Jo, how?

excellent fun and enjoyable especially the note of GRAPE

Less than 2 minutes in found out that the alien who came up with this plan did not do the research. Humans have been poisoning each other's wines for centuries pretty much ever since wine caught on and became a big thing

That was delightfully silly!

Combat poetry is a legitimate strategy!!

Wine...? Whiskey! Sure. Wine is fine and has all those subtle nuances. Liquor is quicker. I'm drinking 99 peaches right as I'm speaking into a speech to text emulator. I used to consume "Ever Clear" and "Clear Springs." The aforementioned beverages are 190 proof alcohol, I stopped that when I realized my internal organs were being pickled.

Listening to this hung over is the kind of irony I live and drink for 😂

The wine is a little sus. 2024 has been a weird year. Also water is a solvent a very potent one.

How can humans be immune to mind altering substances? We put shrooms, acid,payote in our systems willingly.

This one was has several lol moments in it….

Unexpected Competence.....wow.

As a Georgian (country not a state) i want to say toast გაუმარჯოს გალაქტიკას (victory to galaxy)

This is hilarious

I got a hearty chuckle multiple times out of this story.

Are they gonna be able to operate a corkscrew?

😂

Pipsqueak's description resembles Beaker from the Muppet Show.

There has to be a world like Earth..And we meet them. And all calmity insues...

I love this one

I bet the wine was 9.5 abv

Wait till they learn about our legal and more fun illegal drugs.

Crocodile:
Eats your flesh, destroys your brain, makes you semi high and still some people use it.

Excellent just the right level of humour to unwind

Ah! That is where that weird flat earth theory come from 🤯

What an awesome story. That is totally like humans. We would turn anything deadly into a sport

An underwater vineyard in Nebraska has the same energy as ocean front property in Arizona.

This was hilarious 😂

Mess with the wine all you want. But mess with my tequila, and there will be war.

If you can light it on fire in the dark and not see the flame, it's just about right.

Ya May Worek for The WINE O 'S. I Don't Drink It.

As a bartender for a significant portion of my life, I’d sign up to tend bar on an orbital pub around Alpha Centauri an a twin heartbeat.

Aliens gonna poison us?, we poison us!!!. 👽👽

I was expecting this to be abysmal, having given away the entire plot with the title. But storytelling is all about the details, and the many silly anecdotes were a delight to listen to.

That was funny.