Dice Goblin VS Dice Dragon

Help me I thought that was a cinnamon roll 😭

There are three states of a dnd player, those being dice dragons, a dice goblin, and a diceless

Im a dice dragon no joke

Beleive it or not, their still both dweebs

I told you a thousand times we need more glitter

I did this with a 3.5 psion. I saved every power point for one cast of crystal storm. I had to buy more dice just to cast the power. I had a whole bag of d4s.

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Та ямар галзуу бичлэг

❤¹111111111¹11111¹1111111❤

I will do everything to get that many dice I will go broke before I give up

Dice goblin: hoards dice. Dice dragon: hoards an UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF EXPENSIVE METAL SET DICE!!!

I have a few dice dragon friends, one of them has a giant d100 made of holographic metal.

I have 182 dice, including a D100, what am I?

I'm at owlbear lvl of dice hording..I will soon evolve into a dragon

I haven’t played 5e since 2020 but I still collect dice. I might have an itch to scratch…

I feel like thats more a noob vs a goblin though?

This is so me. 70+ sets and a bunch of spare d20s, d12s, and d6s.

Too much time looking at dice, not enough looking at grammar.

Yeah im a dice dragon

I only have one dice from monopoly

What is that sound come from

I’m the dice god

I have more dice than both

Huh, i guess dragon sickness applies to more then money.

if you show up with only one set of dice you can leave.

😂😂😂😂😂

Relatable

My goal is to get enough dice to cover my bed in them, and then I can sleep on my hoard and be a true dice dragon

I'm a dice *fairy*, thank you very much. AND I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE, LET ME LIVE MY LIFE! No more interventions, please.

Not to mention: THE DICE MONCHER *nobbles all dice* (I am not kidding, we had one of my party member's little cousins come over and they literally ate a dice)

Remember if you have as many as dice as the dice dragon that means you are most likely in debt, especially that the economy is crashing until we meet again

You can always have MORE DICE !!!

How much dice is too much? Yes

Mew i choose you!! 😂😂😂

Me vs the final boss

And a Dice Demon you can't walk across the floor without stepping on multiple d20s

My dad is a dice arch devil

oh and then there's a dice dwarf

and you know the dwarves I'm talking about

I guess I'm a dice false hydra then

I wish I was a dice goblin… that sh!t is expensive and I’m a poor old lady with only two sets of dice 😢

I have more dice than the dice goblin, but less than the dice dragon, so i will henceforth consider myself a Dice Corvid.

The difference between both of these people saying they don't have enough physical dice for this roll is terrifying.

Sí somos Trinidad como infinitas canicas ya no no sí solo y si solo tendría como infinita escalas pues ya sería como una canica eso solo sería una canica simple

I am a dice kobold, or a short dice dragonborne

I am the dice EMPEROR!

I have over 60 dice. Rookie numbers, I know, but i am only just starting out. The hoard will forever grow

I might be a dice dragon wrymling. I definitely have lots of dice but I wouldn't say enough for it to be considered a hoard.

For those wondering where the “I told you we needed more glitter” is from a show called “uncle grandpa” where some lizard dude says it

And if you're between them you're a dice mimic

If I had the money, I would be a Dice Dragon. Hell, I’d be a Dice Deity, making my own dice from scratch.