Max0r's Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring MAKES ME TINGLE~

I think she missed the Pringles Can job

not even kidding was talking with my friends yesterday and someone asked if we know how you will start the DLC and i forgot Miquella's name so I said to myself, "I am Malenia blade of Miquella" to remember

She has to react to Max0r's Metal Gear Revengeance incorrect summary

Next episode is my favorite <3

If you follow Rogier/Fia's questline, you get other options when approaching Ranni. You will already know who she is and her part in the Night of Black Knives.

Mohg is just misunderstood. ^^'

Can't wait how Max0r does Messmer

'Michael-zaki' That's from zanny, isn't it.

For those curious.

The Morgott boss fight music was “Last Resort” from the Punishing Gray Raven OST.
The music for Rykard’s boss fight was “Operation Pyrite” from the Arknights OST.
And the final song was “Operation Deepness” from the Arknights OST.

I like how Zeus told someone in chat to not say they would visit hell.

And then the chatter responded saying:"Who's gonna stop me."😅😂

Bud did most anime elder ring play through recently. I recommend to check it out

Miyazaki is an Eldritch existence, Cthulhu is VERY afraid of this man

You actually can have a reason to seek Ranni out. It involves a quest with Rogier, Fia, and finding a particular Black Knife assassin's knife so we can finally figure out what caused this whole mess to happen.

Spoiler alert:


Godwin dying is Ranni's fault. Whether directly or indirectly, I'm not sure. What i do know is that she did it so she could kill her flesh body so she could move her soul to her new puppet body.

Funny thing about meeting Ranni is that you can actually get prompted to join her without getting the blade and without randomly stumbling into her. If you go through Blythe and find all of his dialogue, then talk to Iji for all his dialogue, both of them suggest that you work for Ranni. It opens up a different dialogue option when you talk to her, which adjusts her dialogue a little.

"oh my god is gidora"
Im so fucking happy that you said that.

Scrawny homeless men with sticks do more damage in this game than lava

Really recommend you watch the ultrakill videos, and even play the game if it seems interesting, the game is already fast and 90% of the time you dont understand whats happening, put max0r editing on top of it and you got yourself one of the most chaotic and fun experiences ever made.

Get Miyazaki'd.

Zeus I think maxor videos need a higher bitrate

Genius's are almost ALWAYS extremely difficult to work with. You really don't want to work for a genius lol

Still waiting on Max0r's review of Honkai Impact 3rd , after he made Aponia appear a couple times, and used MOON-Halo at the end of his second Genshin review.

Also, casting Mousey as Tanith with those lines was pure perfection. Watame, he's coming for you.

She's voring him?

... part of me wants to believe when he called Miyazaki "that man" he was referring to happy chaos from guilty gear.

"sir, I don't understand, why are we adding another swamp?"

"because it adds DRAMA.~"

I look forward to getting rid of those damned Quebecers in this game.

If you can beat the magma worm, you don't even need the lift.

i played elden ring for as long as i got good and got to journey 3 just so once i was good enough id also get every armor piece possible for then me refighting against the mimic tear miniboss as i overpowered and cheated it the first time, to regain my dignity i fought him with my best armor and weaponry to defeat him being the me who killed the elden beast with the spiked caestus on my first playthrough.

Margit was a joke fight for ya? damn i had summons and he still wrecked my shit i eventually got em though just so many attacks to remember lol

Watching this after learning the lore in the dlc is wild

Russian Badger "YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME."

The mohg part aged baf with the dlc. Victim blaming at the finest.

I swear elden ring was just an excuse to put all of his kinks in a game. 1st, he has a hand kink because just look at the fingercreepers. 2nd, he has a foot fetish because look at how many enemies you have to look at there feet in order to fight, there's even a boss that you have to fight no matter what in the fire giant where you're just looking at his feet for all of phase 1. And 3rd & 4th, I swear he's both a masochist and a sadist

i have seen this maxor video a million time but this time i could concentrate cuz 2 big reasons dog

i have a question!! if ares is a girl and so is apollo and that makes you their mom I know that but who is the dad?.. unless this is some Amazonian " they come from clay" shindig?! answer me!! but still we all love and support you!

Shes eating his snake so to become his snake

You taking two streams to beat godskin probably made so many people think they're better at elden ring than you, but honestly that's fucking insane to me, I die to the same boss 10 times and gotta take a break, how insane is your mental to just keep getting back up? God damn woman

Fun facts about two things. One: The chest that teleports you to Leyendell is a lie. It teleports you to a grace just before the waygate that leads to Malenia's tower for her great rune. Except, you can't use the waygate or elevator unless you get there normally or have killed Malenia. Second, the lift of Dectus is actually not easily bypassed except for one thing. The Rya questline and other such ones tell you about a dungeon in the river Northwest of the lift. That lets you skip getting the medallion and also take a free swipe at a dragon early that does actually decrease their health at the fight where you actually get to kill them. There you go.

My favourite part about Morgott's lore is that he canonically acknowledges that Godrick is weak af and sits outside the castle bc he's stronger. Like there's literally a lore explanation for Godrick being easier even though he comes after Margit

Wait, you can summon Melina to help you fight? When do you get that ability?!

gug

Who is Malenia?
Never heard of any blades of any Miquellas.

The mimic fight is more fun, when you fight yourself full power in my opinion.

In my third run, I defeated the Draconic Tree Sentinel and couldn't get in,
because I haven't been to the Roundtable Hold yet....

I did stand in the lava for the Rykard fight.
Made it a lot easier actually.

At the time I got to the godskin noble, I didn't upgrade anything yet,
so it was even worse.
Although the pizza cutter did the job in the end.


Somehow actually escaped the skulls the one time I was totally prepared to die and killed Rykard.
The RNG in that game sure is crazy.