Best of Dan Cummins: Get Outta Here; Devil - Stand-Up Comedy

Calm it down klu klux clown haha! I’m keeping that one

"Everyone is so offended these days" the comedian whined, not offended at all.

yo Danny boy, you’re super indoctrinated & deceived … all 4 “moon landings” were faked… earth is flat & stationary 🫡💯

"jokes or stabs, I'm gonna get rid of this tension one way or the other"... You could hear a pin drop! 🤣🤣🤣☠️

Yeah, lose the internet snipers. It's time that they learned how to think and feel.

This guy's not a believer.

This guy is really not very funny at all

Too many morons.....but hey. they're your material!!

You're hilarious, keep ut up!! You should be a politician one term!!!

Love your idea for TV show!!!:) & FCUK VOKE!!

You're olde timey southern accent is ace.

the IRS invent loopholes. cool. you're Gore Vidal for a doomed empire .yippee

Funny, but I seriously doubt he'll make it through his drop dead years. Just saying.

your mother is right. its a wonder how you make a living. and stop stealing jokes/

I'm lovin' it!

The Speaker Phone - Spot on!

Really should have sold his soul to be funny.

The lizard in the crowd...

😂😂😂

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sounds like a paid mouthpiece for the Rothschilds and Big Pharma.

I’ve said this since this flat earth shit started about flying at the same altitude in the same direction you would end up where you would not off the fkn end. How can people be so stupid

Wait… the earth isn’t flat?

I found a new comedian! That Flat Earther but was gold! Now to binge all your content. Hope to see you in San Antonio someday.

Not funny, not clever, only npc at work, nothing to say yet talks and talks

I challenge Dan Cummings to research the flat earth theory, he might learn something new.
I'm on neither side because both are logic, but the flat side is just too damn correct.
By the way, our internet mostly goes trough towers on earth and cables, also there's supposed to be hundreds and hundreds satelites in the orbit, can't find all them.
So called astronauts are freemasons, so their word means nothing.
There's no real picture of Earth from space, only CGI - computer generated image, so ...
And ask yourself who filmed Neil Armstrong's first step on the Moon if he was the first man there. Was just camera floating in the space (Van Allen's belt) or was it made in a Hollywood basement?

If only you waited 1 more day before posting... you woulda changed that Vax tune (as they get pulled off the CDC schedule today).

flat earth flaggots are feeble minded, but the fact that you have to go out of your way to discredit them is giving it more attention than they deserve because either way, knowing the shape of the Earth isn’t going to have a significant impact or benefit your life, humanity or mankind in any way, shape or form but you guys are like crackheads standing next to heroin addicts bragging about how much better they are.

Ignorant take on the devil part unfortunately but still funny. GL

is he wearing makeup

He stole that "spell correct" joke from a comic that did it more than 20 years ago on a special.

This guy doesn't know the truths going on. Thinks he's super smart but he's not.
He's gonna be shocked as shite real soon.
And unprepared.
"Climate Change" is actually the PTB geoengineering, toxic everything.
Dumb peopje don't know they're dumb.
Goid luck with that mutated DNA, turbo cancer, Parkinson's, autoimmune disease, heart disease, COPD, and being a cyborg servant to the 1% in your fifteen minute city.
Sucka.

Keep telling all these jokes!

In defense of the devil thing in doom we didn't find hell till we got to mars

What type of shill bullshit comedy is this crap? Earth is flat, water doesn’t bend, it always finds the level, globers are crazy!!!

This was funny, but what was even more funny was hearing a guy with kids claim too many people are being born these days...

Didn't Chuck Yeager like go AROUND the earth... like in a plane, nonstop.. js

Ahh..the atheist conspiracy...Youll either shut your gob and start praying when the "conspiracy" of an implanted RFIDebit chip is forced on you by a world leader and A.I. and turn to God; or just take "the mark of the beast" so you can get paid and continue buying hair gel and tattoos and guarantee your place in hell next to satan. Yeah, hes real. Its real. And theres no "miraculously" evolving your way past that, upright walking clever monkey boy...
ps. For every "modern" scientific advancement it has created 5 more problems to apply more scientific advancement that causes 5 more problems. Each.
And lets not forget mans greatest scientific achievement: the utter planetary destroying space/time fabric tearing nuclear weapon. Thanks conscienceless matterialist "ethical" science...

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Funny yea . We all need to learn to laugh at life ❤if not you might as well be dead….

What an idiot. You think by making all of these ridiculous claims about what so-called conspiracy theorist think makes you look intelligent? As somebody who has been called a conspiracy theorist it's because I'm showing actual facts about the crimes our governmeant/corporations commit. Usually having to do with putting toxic crap in our products, food, medications Etc. that have been harmful, But OK you can just pretend it's lizard people and flat Earth. Pretty sure you sold your soul to put this 🦬💩 out✌️🤡

you could actually almost b enjoyable there but this being “ best of “ol’ignorant Dan, not much left for improvement. Do u really enjoy speaking your false ignorant statements. Ya
Don’t have to speak non facts to attempt try’n to sound cool spitting out your” made up”statements.

Nah.... A Boring play it safe comic who lacks a cutting Whitty edge, he needs more hair on his tiny little balls. Thumb down.

What an unfunny nasty man

lost me at the cancel culture comments😭 boohooo get over it