World Record Progression: Super Mario Bros. 3 Warpless

I love how salt just called out everyone that left a mean yt comment on how the speed run is illegitimate because of warp whistles with a whole entire video on the warp less run truly iconc

How is it cheating to use tools that the developers purposely put in the game?

If it's faster, it's better. If it's hard, you better start grinding.

I wonder what became of Blackhasu

Kirua been long left in the dust as of 2023

"you can't beat it"
The 14 minutes left of the video:🗿

Mitch's language is a real turn-off for me. His knowledge of Mario 3 is encyclopedic, but his F-bombs and penis jokes really aren't funny.

I'm just amused that you can kill the sun with a hammer

This is hard af

"If you were to complete Super Mario Bros 3 as fast as possible, how would you go about it"

Like, real fuckin fast I think.

Credits warp has left the chat

When salt leads you on a journey and he’s reached what seems to be the ultimate record, the culmination of all the great strategies and tricks spiked with great luck and impeccable execution, Then you notice there’s 10 minutes left in the video you realize something amazing still awaits. What a great feeling

Have there been any updates to the World Record since this video?

Why did Mario 3 put 2 whistles in the first round.

we need a foolow up! i gotta know!

current WR is 50m 07s by narfman0 1 month ago

I’m having a hard time believing this video has been up 5 years.

Early hummer with no hands sounds like a fun sex thing

I’m confused as to the likelihood of getting 1 hand and 2 hands being the same. Does that mean after getting one hand you are no more likely to get another one? Or am I just conflating probability with fractions.

Speed run or not, every wants pee speed

Mario's 30 years older nowadays, I expect his P speed isn't what it used to be

hehe, pee speed

when i hear the words “and that is where the record stands today” it gives me chills everytime and i say “wow man” outloud

❤

Sub fifty is coming soon!

I also manage to gain incredible speed, but instead of a meter, it happens when my bladder fills up. Coincidentally, I, too, call this P speed.

This is what the inevitable sequel/remake of The Wizard should be about

Idk if you'll see this, but if there's enough history for a smash bros melee target test mode record progression, that would be really cool to see you do a video on.

Ok, I'm gonna come clean, this is part of an evil plan to get you to do a video following legendary tourney runs in melee. I think you would be incredible at it because you're so good at setting up the stakes in videos, but I get that it would be outside the normal speedrun content.

Anyways, I've really enjoyed your videos over the years, so keep doing you!

record seem to have gone down like 50 seconds this vid could use an update

watching this in 2025. you sound so different now.

6 years later and Mitch is still losing run after run in world 2.

MITCH GOT SUB 50

So hoping with Mitch's new record we get a part 2 for this category.

Time for an updated SM3 Warpless video. MFP crushed it!

Who’s here watching this after Mitch finally got the SUB-50?

April 2025 finally came... Are you working on an update? 😅😁😁

Update video time. Mitch got sub 50

sub 50... incredible, was waiting for this to happen for a while, good job Mitch!

Lol to people who think a designed mechanic was cheating. Get laid y’all.😅

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