Wake up with the Average German – all their weird habits and more

Inaccurate, Michael didn’t Lüften at all.

COFFEE WITH RAW PORK...FOR BREAKFAST...

I'm an American and literally every guy I know sleeps naked.

The underwear fact is mortifying

I’m German and this really taught me about my compatriots

Apologies, seems pretty pedestrian to me.

No stranger in the breakfast table but I think it should be was 🔥 😂

About Spanish and Portuguese, the sun rises there way later than in Germany, so no wonder, they get up later. I bet eastern Europeans also get up earlier than Germans, since the sun rises earlier.

Michael sharing his shower with a wheel cover 😅

Disgusting fashion sense

girl looks like she is stalking him

Nothing weird here, just wasteful water consumption in the shower.

I’m German living in America…I don’t do mornings

Only once a week?

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

buslim infestation got them asking for a caliphate now instead😭

This is just like my morning routine

Climate change boy: there are about 100,000 flights a day and you’re worried that I don’t have a $50,000 soy boy EV? You deserve the immigration overrun. 😂😂😂😂😂

Cool

This is so funny but I admire their discipline😍

Well I could never imagine sleeping in a warm room, who does that willingly 😂

I wasn't even surprised after the words "Good breakfast" I saw bread and slices of ham, cheese. When and how could it be considered a good breakfast? In which universe? The last thing I would like for breakfast is a dry piece of bread. U, westerns don't know what a good breakfast should look like, soup, cereal, meat, dumplings, vegetables, cottage cheese with jam, anything like that is good and right! Dry bread with cheese.. good breakfast they said.. nonsense

How to Germans multiply?

I‘ll get up around 9am, have no breakfast and be at 1030 in the company. And no coffee too.

Breadlings! BREADLINGS! Not bread rolls.

OMG this is SO true!

This man has a half blond, half dark beard. Never saw it before. :D

Absolutely unique approach "...he'll have to refrain from this interaction". Between Japan and Germany I do not know who is the weirdest. Ge a life 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂!!!

😂 I love how you are watching him from behind. But you have forget this items :reading the newspapers during breakfast (perhaps only the older ones), complaining about the weather every morning and being unfriendly to everyone (not only the neighbors) expect on Mondays. 😊

I usually skip this part

Nah this is lie they dont take shower everyday they smell very bad even weeks they dont take shower i am living in germany from 2 years german people smell very bad

I think most wear a pajama ("Schlafanzug" = sleeping dress) or underwear (T-shirt+pants)

This video is so creepy.

I'm Portuguese and waking up every day at 6 am.

44 % sleep with underwear
56% without
So still majority

I like how she looks up after she says "speggtrum", as if to ask him "See what I did there?" while she is invisible to him lol

There are more german women than men - why did you choose a man as the "average German" and not a woman? (Really curious)
I liked watching it nonetheless :)

I was expecting a quick excursion to Denmark to be a part of this.

She Is Hot. Very Hot.

Everyone asks how germans start the day but noone asks why germans start the day

what..

The Germans wash 2 times a week, whether they need it or not. No wonder they smell so good.

Claire, Claire, Claire 🧚🏻‍♀️❤❤❤

I get the impression that the average German is also quite concerned with appearing "average" and normal, i.e. fitting in, or appearing orderly! Does happiness in Germany stem from being like the average German?

Standard is nothing.

Great series!

Das ist richtig