How to torture your party

How to torture your party

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@hellocentral5551
@hellocentral5551 - 01.03.2023 07:40

No. Bad Sadist. Stop torturing your co-storytellers. I will put you in the Bad DM Corner.

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@tuseroni6085
@tuseroni6085 - 29.03.2023 02:10

i have a DM that has a crit table with lingering effects, losing an eye, or a limb are pretty common, but the annoying ones are the instant death ones. instant death, no rolls, just dead. you can mitigate the instant death on some damage types by wearing a helmet, can't wear the only armour in the game with a canonical helmet (full plate) well don't worry you can buy a helmet, but you have to specify that you bought a helmet and he won't tell you in advance that you CAN buy helmets.

that's how one of my characters died. had some other characters lose limbs (though to be fair, he does allow you to put a limb back on by putting it in place a pouring a healing potion on it)

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@johnrafferty4364
@johnrafferty4364 - 08.04.2023 14:46

These were great

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@_tophatman
@_tophatman - 10.04.2023 19:22

Gotta love the 80’s cartoon DM costume

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@pikatheminecrafter
@pikatheminecrafter - 10.04.2023 20:11

"How to torture yourself as the DM"

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@parkourbee2
@parkourbee2 - 18.04.2023 08:52

It's funny to me that there's no right way to leave a dungeon here

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@alecbader7433
@alecbader7433 - 19.04.2023 20:01

Spell scroll of true strike is the best prank for D&D I've heard yet.

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@soulsurvivor2706
@soulsurvivor2706 - 22.04.2023 15:00

lingering injuries seem fun for story imo

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@mirvjournal1693
@mirvjournal1693 - 25.04.2023 00:10

“Wait? They’re in order?!”

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@TsukiStuffs
@TsukiStuffs - 25.04.2023 07:54

the dndc dm costume kicks ass

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@HVdv-cq7nz
@HVdv-cq7nz - 08.05.2023 14:05

We use coin weight and encumbrance. Also we have a bag of holding but big stuff doesn't magically fit. The size needs to be reasonable.

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@justsomeguythatwantstocry4243
@justsomeguythatwantstocry4243 - 08.06.2023 06:33

uh oh. it's me

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@snowboundwhale6860
@snowboundwhale6860 - 09.06.2023 11:29

"Why did I even take the Keen Mind feat?"
"Hey now, why do you think you can find your way out of the dungeon so easily?"

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@SirAsdf
@SirAsdf - 14.06.2023 03:06

As someone who's only real exposure to DnD is that I watched the Honor Among Thieves movie once, I'm just gonna nod my head and pretend I know what any of this means.

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@wolffire8819
@wolffire8819 - 14.07.2023 07:50

"Also, we're not going to use D&D Beyond"

"WHYYYYYYY???"

Obligatory r/agedlikemilk

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@hans3519
@hans3519 - 31.07.2023 15:38

Alt title: how to avoid being DM in the future

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@DarthSidian
@DarthSidian - 01.08.2023 19:10

I love revisiting this because of its absurdity.

Also, I could never play at the table of a DM like this lol

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@realmixaoc
@realmixaoc - 13.08.2023 04:24

Naah, best way to torture them is to prevent them to doing what they want, like have no roleplay or never describe where they at and just say "itsa room/open space"

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@badideagenerator2315
@badideagenerator2315 - 29.08.2023 16:20

enough of true strike, time for false strike

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@maskedrecruit4571
@maskedrecruit4571 - 22.09.2023 00:50

I am very strongely resisting the urge to ask my players to play in a campaign where I do all of this and see how long they can last

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@halo25assassin45
@halo25assassin45 - 13.11.2023 08:08

Really raiding the dragon’s medicine cabinet and his handkerchief at the end there.

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@flyingmuffinman7652
@flyingmuffinman7652 - 05.01.2024 02:54

BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK

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@rithrius5384
@rithrius5384 - 14.01.2024 12:12

Is that the Dungeon Master outfit from the 80's cartoon?

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@anzuimi
@anzuimi - 05.02.2024 21:43

thanks for this. my long-time DM has been teaching me to dm, and i did my first one-shot test session. they thought i was gonna be super mean and unforgiving, but they said i was just too nice! thanks for the lessons in this video

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@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 - 13.02.2024 20:22

Okay weapon durability sounds kinda fun. Like maybe the Rogue could use Sleight of Hand to swap out a guard's sword with a sword that's nearly broken. The Artificer could have a homebrew ability that allows them to repair the party's weapons and armor. The Barbarian could use a broken club as a makeshift shank. You could repurpose a broken sword or even a quarterstaff to make a flail. You could target the boss battle's super powerful weapon with a super powerful spell, making them helpless and allowing your party to rush them. You could have a quest where the party needs to find the broken pieces of Zariel's sword, so they can get her help in defeating the Demon Lord.

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@LuximosTG
@LuximosTG - 17.02.2024 03:29

Liked and saved for the post credits bit alone, absolute gold!

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@bettertobethoughtafool
@bettertobethoughtafool - 24.02.2024 22:20

Gona ruin this even 2000 comments. I like paper. Cry.

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@jonathanmurphy8819
@jonathanmurphy8819 - 25.02.2024 04:05

What's wrong with hoard of the dragon Queen?

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@velocity1238
@velocity1238 - 29.02.2024 01:55

Yeah I would just get up and leave. The DM is supposed to run the game not act like a clown.

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@madisonbray95
@madisonbray95 - 29.02.2024 10:21

I love how he cosplayed as the dungeon master from the animated series.

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@benbone2559
@benbone2559 - 02.03.2024 03:39

I've had a DM force stat rolls in a pretty similar fashion. No subs, top down, 3 d6. If you rolled a 3 for dex, you got a 3 for dex.
I did not play a second session.

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@jikkybytt
@jikkybytt - 04.03.2024 13:32

so you're just playing 1e

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@realdragon
@realdragon - 04.03.2024 15:31

Half of these are just my ordinary game

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@echo229
@echo229 - 07.03.2024 17:16

omg is that calamitas

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@PlatypusProductions9001
@PlatypusProductions9001 - 10.03.2024 05:04

what's wrong with hoard of the dragon queen?

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@sebastianmarrano5608
@sebastianmarrano5608 - 11.04.2024 07:40

The zombies thing is just how to torture yourself

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@jamestaylor3805
@jamestaylor3805 - 14.04.2024 20:59

Illusions... illusions is how you torture your party.

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@BookwormFUT
@BookwormFUT - 22.04.2024 20:00

I would unironically enjoy a full encumbrance, survival-focused campaign.

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@Trotsky_Enjoyer
@Trotsky_Enjoyer - 28.04.2024 15:03

I like how you're dressed as Dungeon Master from the TV show Dungeons and Dragons. I especially like how he is called "Dungeon Master" which insinuates that it's his actual name and not some title like "The Dungeon Master".

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@WillTWP
@WillTWP - 08.06.2024 16:43

what's wrong with hoard of the dragon queen?

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@d3monicadvocate
@d3monicadvocate - 15.06.2024 02:11

Most disappointing dragon hoard. Ever.

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@Initiative4
@Initiative4 - 30.06.2024 08:27

Love the costume

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@StoneWinds
@StoneWinds - 12.08.2024 14:40

As a Ranger main who loves using encumbrance (including coin weight), survival and tracking rules and weapon and armour degradation, I feel personally called out in a way that I am stunned by.

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@AncientRylanor69
@AncientRylanor69 - 10.09.2024 15:13

v

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@dactel
@dactel - 04.10.2024 11:58

If you offend the DMs prep and the time spent painting minis prepare to fight the full force of that entity

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@a.pigeon
@a.pigeon - 21.01.2025 01:38

DM grabs guitar: Oh god
DM grabs capo: OH GOD
DM puts capo on 2nd fret:😨😨

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@AquaticMessiah
@AquaticMessiah - 12.02.2025 04:56

Wait, we're not using DnDbeyond? Yeah!!! How that joke age poorly.

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