Cryptid Nuggets S1E5 - The Spicy True Story of the Roswell Incident

Leave the sasquatches alone they prefer their privacy

Hollywood scum should leave the Sasquatch alone.

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Patterson Footage The Director's Cut

This better be the most wholesome movie ever ever seen or have the darkest twist I’ve ever seen

Very jewish movie I see ....

YOU EAT BABIES!!!

This will be one of those movies that you will discuss with your friends years from now. "Who of you was stupid enough to see that idiotic Sasquatch movie? Yah, me too."

It's Racist to make fun of Michelle Obama like this. Shame on You!

Best thing about this is that Jesse didn’t need any makeup for that Neanderthal forehead he’s got.

Looks like a furry porn

What is this? Why is this?

What’s the name of the song in this trailer?

I'm excited for this I think it looks interesting and a nice change of pace from all the reboots and remakes and shit imo

What the fuck?

Never knew I would see a Sasquatch origin story 💀💀😂😂

'..dementedly poignant..'?
😂😂

Go see it just because it's not a sequel or super hero movie.

Is this an april fools?

What did I witness?

Bobo would say thats just “Typical sasquach activity”

This looks like a perfect movie by Millenials and GenZers for the idiocracy we've become. Idiotic thought no cogent thought no value moronicism.

I knew those bastards were real!!!

I'm surprised the commens are still on.

I’ll need a lot of weed or meth to watch this movie to the end. Shii maybe both

I think Elvis would get a kick out of this movie watching one of his kin starring in it

This should be a comedy , because someone spent good time and money making this piece of garbage 🤣🤣🤣

Seriuosly riley why stoop to this?

I thought it was hilarious how Jesse claimed himself to be a “big-name star”!!
Really, Jesse? Seriously?!! 😂
Ya know, if you hafta say it, you’re NOT!
The “cool kids” don’t hafta brag! Why? Cause everyone just KNOWS!!

The Zellner Brothers that wrote and directed this one made a movie about 20 years ago called Plastic Utopia. It's a masterpiece of absurd cinema. Check it out! You don't have to look very far...Hint hint.

Will this movie be available with subtitles?

I write short films and can't even get $2000 from investors. Where did they get the money to make this???

With a preview like this I can't wait to go spend my hard-earned money and buy popcorn and drinks. Lol ...The sad part is these people are such ((Crooks )) they make anything to get you to spend your money to try to make them rich

You definitely need to be high when you go see this. Trust me.

wtf did i just watch.....

This movie was insulting to Sasquatch. Absolute garbage movie. Jesse Eisenberg missed the mark.

DON'T GO UP TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP WITHOUT ME (C)2006
@jamesmonahan1870

Sind das die Vorfahren der Europäer? die haben sich ja gar nicht verändert

Der vielleicht der dümmste Filme des Jahres. VERMUTLICH wird diesen Film kein anderer in der Kategorie Lächerlichkeit und Blödheit schlagen.

I gave it a chance, realized how stupid it was, and turned it off within 10 minutes after a scan... to the expected birth and huge disappointment. The arrogance to think anyone would want to see this is staggering. The good news is it's not likely playing anywhere, so you won't be ripped off, again.... the kind of movie that would have been added, LAST, to a Dirve-In all nighter decades ago, when they made real movies, not cartoons.

I'll for sho watch it. Can't please everyone

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤. I HOPE that this film will be available on dvd

Is this rated R?!

Really? FFS.

Brilliant Idiots brought me here 🧠

This just aired on cable…clever, funny, and surprisingly insightful with a great cast and a last scene that’s perfectly heartbreaking.

Nothing like a sasquatch getting GRAPED😂😂😂

I never got through this movie might have managed 20 minutes maybe then bailed ! I thought it was utter crap 😂